# I am old. I am not dead!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-old-i-am-not-dead/727904>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2015, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-old-i-am-not-dead/727904 "2015-08-15T06:32:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![McGuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@McGuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McGuffy)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-old-i-am-not-dead/727904/1 "2015-08-15T06:32:16Z")

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[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlsBObg-1BQ)

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-old-i-am-not-dead/727904/2 "2015-08-15T07:08:21Z")

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The curvy girls do it for ya, eh? 😜

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-old-i-am-not-dead/727904/3 "2015-08-15T18:43:06Z")

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I am dead. I am not old.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-old-i-am-not-dead/727904/4 "2015-08-15T19:00:20Z")

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In dog years, I’ve been dead for centuries.