# I am scared ..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 27, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982 "2009-03-27T10:43:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/21 "2009-03-27T15:36:40Z")

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Hey.

I can see my house from up there!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/22 "2009-03-27T15:42:54Z")

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Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving  
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour…

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/23 "2009-03-27T16:04:25Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> I think about the vastness of it all, and it makes me marvel at just how incredibly huge my penis really is.

That was a rare actual LOL moment.

Well played sir.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/24 "2009-03-27T16:06:26Z")

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I’m scared of a lotta stuff, but not that.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/25 "2009-03-27T16:21:28Z")

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It is kind of nice to know that out of all that, we, who are made in the image of God, are the only inhabitants of all that immensity. Not only that, we are truly fortunate to be guided by that self same God to such an extent that we are told what to wear on our bodies, what to eat, with whom we are not to have sex and other absurdities too numerous to mention.

I have to wonder what official position of any organized religion can truly stand up in the face of that picture.

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/26 "2009-03-27T16:26:55Z")

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Blasphemer!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/27 "2009-03-27T16:31:37Z")

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It’s a great big universe and we’re all really puny,  
We’re just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney…

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/28 "2009-03-27T16:38:37Z")

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Don’t Panic!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/29 "2009-03-27T16:41:08Z")

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I can’t find Waldo!

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**Author:** ![constantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3bc359/32.png) [@constantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/constantine)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/30 "2009-03-27T16:45:36Z")

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That’s an amazing image.

“The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread” – Blaise Pascal

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/31 "2009-03-27T17:05:51Z")

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Wow. I used to feel like people had an almost Infinitesimal place in the Universe.  
And that make sit feel much Infinitesimaler

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/32 "2009-03-27T17:06:03Z")

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[This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54K_SI8Zwzw) really puts it in perspective. 😉

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**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/33 "2009-03-27T17:10:16Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Now I’ve seen everything.

I see what you did there.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/34 "2009-03-27T17:23:57Z")

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Thanks for that - [it’s my new desktop image](http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn210/hrhomer/newdesktop.jpg).

Joe

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**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/35 "2009-03-27T17:29:00Z")

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You know, I was kind of annoyed that the image took so long to load, even over a T1. After I saw what it was - seemingly everything - I was okay with the slow load.

The image is truly awesome. Literally.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/36 "2009-03-27T17:34:58Z")

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Wow…

Now where’s my towel?

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/37 "2009-03-27T17:39:06Z")

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That’s a lot of aliens to sex. We should get started as soon as possible.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/38 "2009-03-27T17:47:18Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> I have to wonder what official position of any organized religion can truly stand up in the face of that picture.

“When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained;  
What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?”

Psalm 8:3-4

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/39 "2009-03-27T17:54:35Z")

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> [@Elysian](#):
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> I am not scared, but sad to think I will never get to go there.

No matter where you go, there you are.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-scared/490982/40 "2009-03-27T17:58:30Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> I think about the vastness of it all, and it makes me marvel at just how incredibly huge my penis really is.

Shouldn’t that read: “I think about the vans deferens of it all, and it makes me marvel at just how incredibly huge my penis really is”

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