# I am seriously funked **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737 "2000-06-27T16:29:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/1 "2000-06-27T16:29:41Z")
I see a lot of good threads going around. A lot of funny/smart/interesting things being said. And, that is when I realized I have nothing to offer right now. I am in a serious humor lull, I don’t have anything intelligent to say, and I am unlikely to seriously improve a thread by my presence. I figured I could just start a thread for those of us without a real impact for the day. I may post in here 5 or 6 times just to see if it jump starts my motor. So, feel free to jump in and join the boring mediocrity. Whee. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/2 "2000-06-27T16:35:29Z")
Oh, I don’t know about that… In the thread about fluffinator you said, “I want my nator back.” I thought that was pretty good. Although I have no idea what a nator is… struuter \*And don’t feel bad. I feel like the ugly cousin at the family reunion when I read most of the posts on this board. There are some seriously funny people here… ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/3 "2000-06-27T16:37:42Z")
[sarcasm] **mully** , i’m dissapointed in you, nothing to offer but this dribble? i’m ashamed to be on the same board as you…[/sarcasm] seek therapy dude, might be a serious problem 😉 happens to all of us. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/4 "2000-06-27T16:40:06Z")
Sorry to take pleasure in your downtroddenness, but now I feel better. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/5 "2000-06-27T16:40:38Z")
We love you Muuuully, Oh yes we doooooo, We love you Muuuulllly, And we’ll be truuuue. When you’re not near us, We’re blue! Oh, Muuuullly, we love you! EVERYBODY! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/6 "2000-06-27T16:49:09Z")
::Slap! Slap!:: Pull yourself together man!!! The Movement needs you!!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/7 "2000-06-27T16:57:05Z")
_smooches Mully_ Come on, hon…there’s ALWAYS room for mindless flirting! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/8 "2000-06-27T17:47:06Z")
Mullinator (I would _never_ take your nator from you, Lord knows where it’s been) - You are moving to Snellville, man. Snellville. _Everybody_ is somebody in Snellville. It says so on the bumper stickers. Your wife can hock a loogey a Major League ballplayer would be proud of. You’re gonna have a _puppy_. You’re a \*Doper{/i]! This is your life, man. If you can’t find humor in that, well, you ain’t trying. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/9 "2000-06-27T17:47:58Z")
Songs and flirtation are fine and dandy (and appreciated), but with the kind of day I am having I am looking for gifts, bribes, and money. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/10 "2000-06-27T18:06:46Z")
:: slaps Mully around a bit :: We don’t have time for this drivel. Get your butt in gear and post like the southern gentleman that you are. Your mama would whup your butt boy. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-seriously-funked/23737/11 "2000-06-27T18:25:29Z")
You’re the picture of wit and hilarity compared to me, Mr. Dead Serious here. 😃 Snellville? GA? Been there. 🙂 Nice town.