# I am sick of all these Gay Black Men!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 28, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961 "2014-01-28T17:20:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Peaton\_of\_peat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecae2f/32.png) [@Peaton\_of\_peat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peaton_of_peat)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/101 "2014-01-29T14:35:43Z")
> [@Peaton\_of\_peat](#): > > I came into this thread expecting multipost after multipost of articles about straight black men and was very disappointed. “If your Gay Black Men Theory were true, then why are there all these black men straight? :dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious:” Here’s another gay black man: [http://www.localnews.com/news/black-man-says-he-has-a-wife.php](http://www.localnews.com/news/black-man-says-he-has-a-wife.php) So flamingly gay! :dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/102 "2014-01-29T15:31:10Z")
> [@Peaton\_of\_peat](#): > > Here’s another gay black man: [http://www.localnews.com/news/black-man-says-he-has-a-wife.php](http://www.localnews.com/news/black-man-says-he-has-a-wife.php) > > So flamingly gay! :dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious: Was that supposed to be a real link? It’s doesn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/103 "2014-01-29T15:53:59Z")
Maybe they only say they’re gay because you’re ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Cognoscant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Cognoscant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cognoscant)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/104 "2014-01-29T16:14:11Z")
I sense a lot of anger here. Perhaps MrLegit816 is on the down low. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/105 "2014-01-29T16:17:21Z")
> [@Cognoscant](#): > > I sense a lot of anger here. You make Counselor Troi look like Sherlock Holmes. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/106 "2014-01-29T16:20:42Z")
> [@susan](#): > > The OP’s description makes me wish I were a gay black man. Would it spoil some vast eternal plan? ---
**Author:** ![Peaton\_of\_peat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecae2f/32.png) [@Peaton\_of\_peat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peaton_of_peat)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/107 "2014-01-29T16:39:05Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Was that supposed to be a real link? It’s doesn’t work. No, “local-black-man-says-he-has-a-wife.php” is not supposed to be a real link. ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/108 "2014-01-29T16:45:53Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Lots of gay black guys over there, I’m sure. In all seriousness I wouldn’t be surprised if a large percentage are Jews or minorities who like being outraged. Sort of like how it’s rumored a third of Limbaugh’s audience are masochistic liberals who like yelling at the radio. ---
**Author:** ![llcoolbj77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@llcoolbj77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llcoolbj77)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/109 "2014-01-29T16:52:52Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Dinner and dancing?Reading your whole post was worth it, for this part alone. > > Regards, > Shodan 😃 Ah, **Shodan** , you slay me… I didn’t read the OP closely enough to catch that beautiful gem. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/110 "2014-01-29T18:08:47Z")
[QUOTE=crazy person] When you jave little boys, & there is no Man, masculine figure in his life guiding him, supporting him, loving him, & showing him how to handle his Manhood, & what that means. The boy will tend to take on effeminate characteristics of his mother/grandmother/sisters/aunts whom are most likely the most influental & support system in their life… [/QUOTE] I don’t know about the rest of you straight non-black men, but my dad never showed me how to handle my manhood. In fact, had I asked, I’m pretty sure he would have told me to stop handling it, or at least to go to the bathroom. I’m not going near the irony of someone fretting about _young black men_ growing up with _too many_ male role models in their lives… ---
**Author:** ![Cognoscant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Cognoscant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cognoscant)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/111 "2014-01-29T18:54:10Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > You make Counselor Troi look like Sherlock Holmes. Wow, there’s a mental image I wasn’t expecting. I don’t think it would be tobacco in that “two-pipe problem.” ---
**Author:** ![nevadaexile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@nevadaexile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevadaexile)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/112 "2014-01-29T19:03:58Z")
Is the OP’s post what happens when you miss taking your anti-psychotics for a week? Or when you take too many? I’m never quite sure…. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/113 "2014-01-29T21:26:28Z")
> [@MrsLegit816](#): > > **When you jave little boys, & there is no Man, masculine figure in his life … showing him how to handle his Manhood,** Uh, I think they send you to prison for that. ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/114 "2014-01-29T21:30:04Z")
Huh. When I looked at the thread title, I though this would be a clever parody of the “I’m sick of all this Global Warming” thread. Luckily, it’s turned out to be even more amusing! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/115 "2014-01-29T21:38:28Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > and another site popped up:Stormfront! And it looks like they’ve since excised it. Imagine! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/116 "2014-01-29T22:02:57Z")
I believe that was mentioned in the first 10-15 posts in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/117 "2014-01-29T22:32:40Z")
> [@andros](#): > > And it looks like they’ve since excised it. Imagine! It’s still there, titled"Blacks “converted” to homosexuality." ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/118 "2014-01-29T22:48:53Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > It’s still there, titled"Blacks “converted” to homosexuality." Sweet! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/119 "2014-01-29T23:20:43Z")
I haven’t converted even a single BM to homosexuality yet ☹ ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961/120 "2014-01-29T23:43:35Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I haven’t converted even a single BM to homosexuality yet ☹ _sigh_ That’s okay, I’ve lost two over the fence to your team, so I’ve got your quota covered. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sick-of-all-these-gay-black-men/679961.md?page=7)