# I am so damn good it hurts! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760 "2002-03-29T16:15:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/21 "2002-03-30T18:12:23Z")
Unforunately, New Orleans is off limits, and has been since 9/11, so there’s no way I can get down there to partay. Hell, as long as I’m in Phase 1 I can’t even drink, and I’m 26! So yes, all there is is sex. Good thing I still have my hand. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/22 "2002-04-18T00:56:25Z")
Update: After four block tests, one of which caused my grades to plummet precipitously, I have reasserted my dominance by getting a PERFECT SCORE!!! 😃 My GPA now lies at a very respectable 92.25%. Not what I want it to be, but I do have time to improve. I’ll keep you all updated, as always. -Dave ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/23 "2002-04-18T01:03:48Z")
You’re 26? I’d have bet 15…16 max. Or is it just that I feel old? Well done, son! Go into it knowing you’re the best and other people will surely follow! ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/24 "2002-04-18T02:52:12Z")
Awwwright Dave! Keep up the good work, man. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/25 "2002-04-18T02:58:54Z")
Sounds good to me, Dave! Keep it up! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/26 "2002-04-18T03:10:56Z")
Once again, Aaron and I are very proud of you. Keep up the good work, sweetheart! 🙂 I love you, Robin ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/27 "2002-04-18T03:21:25Z")
Thank you for your service to our country. And BRAVO ZULU and your test scores. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/28 "2002-04-18T03:28:03Z")
Thank you for your service to our country. And BRAVO ZULU on your test scores. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/29 "2002-04-18T03:38:59Z")
**Tripler** gives a couple of slaps around your arms and shoulders. Hot damn! Hell, I don’t owe you a beer, I owe you a damn _case_! Tripler I just got my 3-level myself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/30 "2002-04-18T03:39:47Z")
Go Dave! [sub]And Aaron and Robin, too![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/31 "2002-04-18T12:58:33Z")
WTG, Dave, and keep up the good work!! ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760/32 "2002-04-20T04:03:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\ ***Tripler** gives a couple of slaps around your arms and shoulders. > > Hot damn! Hell, I don’t owe you a beer, I owe you a damn _case_! > > Tripler > I just got my 3-level myself. 😃 \*\* Thanks for the case. It’s the least you could do, sir. 😉 And a 3 level? That’s it? Bah. I get that out of tech school. That is yet another example of why officers have it easy. 😉 -A1C David Cartwright, hopefully soon to be Senior Airman. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-damn-good-it-hurts/100760.md?page=1)