# I am so drunk right now, and trying to not feel! Woo! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 28, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-drunk-right-now-and-trying-to-not-feel-woo/318927 "2005-08-28T01:10:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-drunk-right-now-and-trying-to-not-feel-woo/318927/21 "2005-08-28T04:01:36Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Sorry kiddo, the only way to get a daiquiri out of me tonight is to stick a finger in my throat. The pitcher is empty. Already. I should be ashamed. But failing that… (This is MPSIMS, right?) Does it have to be a finger? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-drunk-right-now-and-trying-to-not-feel-woo/318927/22 "2005-08-28T04:11:02Z")
I know I’m late. {{{ **Lou** }}} Is there anything left to drink? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-drunk-right-now-and-trying-to-not-feel-woo/318927/23 "2005-08-28T04:18:35Z")
:hic: uh…whaddaya got? O\_o ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-drunk-right-now-and-trying-to-not-feel-woo/318927/24 "2005-08-28T04:18:37Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Mung, didn’t you just get hammered on Aussie wine not too long ago? Red wine I think it was? At the beginning of the summer, couple months ago. I enjoyed myself imMENSEly. There’s plenty to go around, who wants a swill? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-drunk-right-now-and-trying-to-not-feel-woo/318927/25 "2005-08-28T04:21:54Z")
Here’s to Azaria! :Downs an 8oz juice glass of (red!) wine : ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-drunk-right-now-and-trying-to-not-feel-woo/318927/26 "2005-08-28T04:27:50Z")
Y’know, all the sourpusses can have their Great Debates. It’s the MPSIMSers that know how to fuckin’ party. And by party, I mean drink alone and post on a message board past our bedtimes. The Hell with it, WOO GOO!! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-drunk-right-now-and-trying-to-not-feel-woo/318927/27 "2005-08-28T04:30:21Z")
Sorry, **Big Bad Voodoo Lou** , but we don’t want you posting while drunk. Besides, Pabst Blue Ribbon? Is this an '80s movie? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-drunk-right-now-and-trying-to-not-feel-woo/318927.md?page=1)