# I am so glad I'm inside right now... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169 "2008-04-28T01:57:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lynne\_kilii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lynne\_kilii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynne_kilii)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/1 "2008-04-28T01:57:45Z")
iGoogle weather states that right now the weather for my area is as follows: 177°F Clear Wind: W at 114 mph Humidity: 110% I think I’ll hole up here for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/2 "2008-04-28T02:43:58Z")
Where the hell are you?!? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/3 "2008-04-28T02:58:54Z")
[QUOTE=EJsGirl] Where the hell are you?!? 😉 [/QUOTE] Exactly. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/4 "2008-04-28T03:05:33Z")
Venus can be warm this time of year. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/5 "2008-04-28T03:21:01Z")
I’m still trying to imagine the conditions necessary for clear sky winds at 114 mph. (shuddering) ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/6 "2008-04-28T06:26:28Z")
Note to self: DO NOT use iGoogle weather OR move to where **Lynne\_kilii** lives, which ever turns out to be right! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/7 "2008-04-28T06:41:07Z")
You could poach a lobster in that humidity. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/8 "2008-04-28T09:34:19Z")
What’s the problem? Water doesn’t even boil until 212˚F. ---
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/9 "2008-04-28T19:33:07Z")
But proteins coagulate at 140˚F ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/10 "2008-04-28T19:38:07Z")
Somebody farted on the weather sensor again. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/11 "2008-04-28T19:39:44Z")
Do you live in one of those places where everyone says “If you don’t like the weather now, just wait a few minutes and it’ll change”? Cuz that would be good. ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/12 "2008-04-28T20:04:40Z")
Once the weather thingie said 'winds from the east at zero mph", I wondered how they knew which direction the zero mph winds were coming from ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/13 "2008-04-28T20:47:22Z")
[QUOTE=CoG888] But proteins coagulate at 140˚F [/QUOTE] Only some proteins. Which is one reason that black smoker biochemistry is so interesting… ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/14 "2008-04-28T21:04:17Z")
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/15 "2008-04-28T21:18:33Z")
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/16 "2008-04-28T21:20:21Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. [/QUOTE] It’s not the hate, it’s the humility. _Ibid._ ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/17 "2008-04-28T21:20:56Z")
At least it’s clear. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/18 "2008-04-28T21:28:05Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. [/QUOTE] Y’know, it seems like people are always \*repeating \*that! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/19 "2008-04-28T21:41:39Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] Only some proteins. Which is one reason that black smoker biochemistry is so interesting… [/QUOTE] It’s the Newports isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/20 "2008-04-28T21:53:42Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] It’s the Newports isn’t it? [/QUOTE] Yeah, how them crabs can keep their Newports lit while some thousands of feet underwater is absolutely fascinating! (And never get between a stand of tube worms and a fresh carton of Newports, it’s worth your life…) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169.md?page=2)