# I am so glad I'm inside right now... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169 "2008-04-28T01:57:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/21 "2008-04-28T22:37:56Z")
Igor: It could be worse. Dr. Frankenstein: How? Igor: It could be raining. :cue rain: ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/22 "2008-04-29T00:26:55Z")
110% humidity. Must mean your sweat is seeping back _in_. Well, ew. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/23 "2008-04-29T00:30:34Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] It’s not the hate, it’s the humility. [/QUOTE] It’s not the hate, it’s the humanity. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/24 "2008-04-29T01:03:55Z")
And I’m kinda wondering about whether **Lynne\_kilii** made the mistake of going outside and…melted? ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/25 "2008-04-29T01:33:04Z")
Reminds me of a Jack Handey skit… Allow me to paraphrase: "I bet most days, being stuck down in that dungeon would be pretty bad. But one day, you look out your little window there and see a terrible storm (or in this case, triple digit temperatures and wind speeds) and think, MAN! I’m glad I’m not out in THAT! ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/26 "2008-04-29T22:42:37Z")
mt washington? ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/27 "2008-04-29T23:01:14Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] Igor: It could be worse. Dr. Frankenstein: How? Igor: It could be raining. :cue rain: [/QUOTE] General Slim, actually, in 1942. Cite: Oxford Book of Military Anecdotes p 427. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/28 "2008-04-30T00:24:15Z")
[QUOTE=Rysdad] 110% humidity. Must mean your sweat is seeping back _in_. Well, ew. [/QUOTE] That or she’s being steamed alive by that little boy with glasses from _The Far Side_… ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/29 "2008-04-30T04:08:51Z")
If I ever write a science fiction story I’ll be so tempted to use that weather report… ---
**Author:** ![Lynne\_kilii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lynne\_kilii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynne_kilii)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/30 "2008-04-30T04:57:18Z")
Then I’m alive, I expect credit when you publish, and luckily, I do live in Colorado, where the weather changes at will, and everything evened out by the time I went outside that day. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/31 "2008-04-30T15:42:43Z")
[QUOTE=Quartz] General Slim, actually, in 1942. Cite: Oxford Book of Military Anecdotes p 427. [/QUOTE] Take it up with Mel Brooks. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/32 "2008-04-30T16:06:20Z")
[QUOTE=Quartz] General Slim, actually, in 1942. Cite: Oxford Book of Military Anecdotes p 427. [/QUOTE] Little guy, bug eyes, hunchback? He was hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/33 "2008-04-30T20:59:45Z")
Holy crap, 110% humidity and 114mph winds. Isn’t that called a ‘hurricane’? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169/34 "2008-04-30T21:02:22Z")
[QUOTE=hotflungwok] Holy crap, 110% humidity and 114mph winds. Isn’t that called a ‘hurricane’? [/QUOTE] Well, 114mph winds without humidity is called ‘Havre’. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-glad-im-inside-right-now/447169.md?page=1)