# I Am \*So\* Going To Get My Ass Flamed For This. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727 "2000-06-27T15:32:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/1 "2000-06-27T15:32:14Z")
Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday dear John, Happy Birthday to me. How desperate for attention _is_ it to announce one’s birthday in the Pit? We’ll soon find out. BTW, I’m 28. Woo-hoo. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/2 "2000-06-27T15:33:48Z")
Congratultations, freshly felched semenbreath 😃 ---
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/3 "2000-06-27T15:33:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Happy Birthday to me. > Happy Birthday to me. > Happy Birthday dear John, > Happy Birthday to me. > How desperate for attention _is_ it to announce one’s birthday in the Pit? We’ll soon find out. > > BTW, I’m 28. Woo-hoo. > \*\* Well, I for one, won’t flame you. Happy Birthday 🙂 Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/4 "2000-06-27T15:37:15Z")
And FUCK YOU, John Desperado, for making me misspell “Goncradulacions”! ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/5 "2000-06-27T15:39:52Z")
Happy birthday. Weenie. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/6 "2000-06-27T15:39:54Z")
May the peanut butter you put on your pindick to attract unwitting fellatio from the small creatures of the forest be smooth rather than chunky. And Happy B-day. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/7 "2000-06-27T15:41:11Z")
Hey, **Warmash** , I had nothing to do with you misspelling “Dongraclatutions.” It must be the ghost of WallyM7 inhabiting your keyboard, trying to make you look like a putz. Or it’s the twenty-three Amstel Lights you’ve had in the last half-hour. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/8 "2000-06-27T15:43:00Z")
Happy Birthday you self attention seeking poor excuse for a dickwad. And may you have many more! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/9 "2000-06-27T15:43:41Z")
Amstel Light?? Hoo Boy, you ARE looking to get flamed eh? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/10 "2000-06-27T15:46:15Z")
Happy goddam birthday, putz. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/11 "2000-06-27T15:49:46Z")
Happy fucking birthday you felching hemmorhoid on a goats ass! enjoy it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/12 "2000-06-27T15:50:03Z")
Well if it isn’t **Toilet Clogarino** wishing his own sorry ass a happy birthday in the 'Pit. Sheesh. Oh alright. I won’t give you shit. Apparently you’re full of enough of that yourself arleady. **Happy Birthday, dude.** And I have it on good authority that Wally thinks you’re a putz for posting this thread, too. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/13 "2000-06-27T15:52:01Z")
This is just pathetic. It doesn’t belong in the Pit, you felcher-felching felcher! (Now if you had posted it in “Comments on Cecil’s Columns” and peripherally related it to the “Happy Birthday” [copyright column](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27098), that would be a more appropriate desperate cry for attention, you cockle warming scrotum licker! PS- Haaaaappy Biiiirrthday tooooo yoooooouuuuu… ---
**Author:** ![Aceospades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Aceospades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aceospades)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/14 "2000-06-27T16:00:21Z")
fuck you. this is susposed to be a place where we conplain about things…oh, maybe you are conplaining. well, happy birthday anyway. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/15 "2000-06-27T16:00:42Z")
**H** ow p **A** thetic was the o **P**? **P** lease, tr **Y** to **B** e a l **I** ttle mo **R** e sub **T** le, sc **H** muck, an **D** **A** little less whin **Y**!! Sua ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/16 "2000-06-27T16:10:12Z")
Muttonchops like that, and you’re YOUNGER than I am? I think Eric Cartman put it best when he said, “Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker!” Oh, and happy birthday. ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/17 "2000-06-27T16:17:36Z")
You are only 28? Sheesh, I thought you were _much_ older than that. 😃 Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/18 "2000-06-27T16:50:30Z")
May this year be your finest, you straw-toting goat-feltching dick-fuck. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/19 "2000-06-27T17:00:48Z")
Yeah, really, **aenea** …can you imagine what he’s gonna look like at FORTY? {shudder} Many happy returns of the day, **John-O.** ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/20 "2000-06-27T17:07:15Z")
Jesus H. Christ, what a plea for attention. At least my birthday thread from yesterday was in MPSIMS. But noooo, you have to post in the Pit, a forum with lower turnover, so that you can bask in the artificial glare just a bit longer. Happy birthday, fellow Cancer putz. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727.md?page=2)