# I Am \*So\* Going To Get My Ass Flamed For This. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727 "2000-06-27T15:32:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/21 "2000-06-27T17:44:05Z")
Happy birthday, you putz. Hey, I have some more Care Bears here…want to sleep with them again? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/22 "2000-06-27T17:44:50Z")
Happy Birthday. I hope someone mixes ex-lax into the birthday cake batter. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/23 "2000-06-27T17:49:09Z")
This is just pathetic. Are you hoping someone will give you fresh meat to felch? Sorry, I’m fresh out of livestock. Happy birthday asshole. ---
**Author:** ![hflathead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@hflathead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hflathead)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/24 "2000-06-27T18:48:29Z")
Happy-Fuckin-Birthday kid. (Still get ID’d for liquer buys?) ;^) later, Tom ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/25 "2000-06-27T19:13:03Z")
Happy B-Day, kid. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/26 "2000-06-27T19:18:29Z")
Just because you’re a gonorrhea-infected, remora felching, cock sucking asshole, we have to listen to this incessant cry for attention? Go sodomize a whooping crane, dickhead. Happy Birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/27 "2000-06-27T19:26:48Z")
Happy Birthday, maggot breath. – Sylence ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/28 "2000-06-27T21:45:23Z")
Happy 28, cocksucker. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/29 "2000-06-27T22:33:44Z")
Happy Birthday ! :wally ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/30 "2000-06-27T23:40:46Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![Balzac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Balzac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balzac)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/31 "2000-06-28T01:39:47Z")
Talk about assflaming! Your ass looks like a booster rocket! ---
**Author:** ![Balzac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Balzac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balzac)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/32 "2000-06-28T01:40:53Z")
Happy birthday, flamer! ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/33 "2000-06-28T01:49:22Z")
John, you stupid pig fucker! I looked through MPSIMS, saw no birthday thread for you, and started one. Then I come here and find this. Now I look like an idiot! You lousy, goat felching moron! (How was that? I’m not too good at flaming…) Happy Birthday! (fucking dipshit) ---
**Author:** ![Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archer)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/34 "2000-06-28T02:03:08Z")
Happy Birthday, may you live this next year abstaining from goat ass felching, Llamas my man, Llamas!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/35 "2000-06-28T03:37:17Z")
Happy FUCKING Birthday SHIT and CUNT many FELCHER more. Ya mook. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/36 "2000-06-28T04:25:44Z")
You auto-felching mouthbreather!😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/37 "2000-06-28T04:36:13Z")
What to get John? A stuffed animal? ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/38 "2000-06-28T05:11:54Z")
Happy Birthday. Now go shove a candle up your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/39 "2000-06-28T06:09:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > What to get John? A stuffed animal? > \*\* An inflatable lovesheep? ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/40 "2000-06-28T06:19:14Z")
She whispers quietly to herself, “It’s my birthday, too…” Happy Birthday, John. No flames from me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727.md?page=3)