# I Am \*So\* Going To Get My Ass Flamed For This. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727 "2000-06-27T15:32:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/61 "2001-06-27T18:25:20Z")
> [@](#): > > warm embrace No, you silly bastard, you’ve got to let the bowl of pudding cool down before stuffing your pud in there. Or were you trying to stuff a turkey? Happy Birthday, old man. [sub]says the 28 year old[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/62 "2001-06-27T18:51:32Z")
Hey! You don’t look a day over 29! Must be the clean livin…😉 ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/63 "2001-06-27T19:31:54Z")
Happy Birthday to us, John Corrado! May your birthday be an excellent one! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/64 "2001-06-27T19:48:46Z")
Christ. This is pathetic. First you start your own birthday thread last year and then you bump up it this year. Happy Birthday, ya Fuckdrop. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/65 "2001-06-27T20:10:59Z")
Happy Birthday! Lots of oreo cookiee ice cream cake have I!!! ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/66 "2001-06-27T20:26:12Z")
Nothing says “cry for help” like re-opening an invitation to board scorn and mockery. Happy 29th…ya pussy whipped excuse for a mod 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/67 "2001-06-27T20:48:52Z")
Happy birthday, ass face. (That’s for last year. This year you can go fuck yourself.) ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/68 "2001-06-27T20:52:01Z")
Bring on the dildo-wielding girl scouts !! Happy Birthday to you and Trouble ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/69 "2001-06-27T21:02:59Z")
You’re only 3 years older than I am? With that fur on your chin, I thought you were at least 40. Lets review… Having signed on to the board and having no life pitifully, you open a Happy Birthday thread praising yourself But that’s not enough instead of realizing it wasn’t funny then hoping people forget about it, hopelessly, you revive this thread disregarding the forum posting rules and not caring that you bumped an old thread, because you’re pathetic. Just once, I wish you’d realize that you have to let other people start birthday threads and not do it yourself. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/70 "2001-06-27T21:09:07Z")
If you bump this thread again next year, John, remind me to betray your punk-thread-bumping-ass in our next Diplomacy game. And happy birthday. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/71 "2001-06-27T23:35:42Z")
Screw all the curmudgeons. John, Happy Birthday. You’re not old… **I’m** old. All the best. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/72 "2001-06-27T23:37:07Z")
Happy Birthday. You survived one whole year! Way to go! And now, you are almost thirty. Have fun, bumpkins! ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/73 "2001-06-28T00:09:52Z")
Oh for fuck’s sake. 29? I thought you were way older than that. Happy birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/74 "2001-06-28T00:15:45Z")
Is it my turn to break out the 25 sock puppets this year? Happy fuckin’ Birthday, Corrado. Even if you are named after a tacky late 80’s Volkswagen, and even IF you drive a wannabe suburbian pimpmobile. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/75 "2001-06-28T00:54:25Z")
Oh, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny… I knew you were screwed up a year ago when you posted your own goddamn birthday thread (even though I had posted one for you out of pity, knowing that you had no friends). But to bump the same exact thread a year later??? That’s just fucking _sad_. ::shakes head:: Can someone tell me why we keep fuckwads like this around? Geez… See, I knew you’d do something like this, which is why I didn’t start a thread for you this year (not to mention that you never thanked me for _the last one_, you little shit). Motherfucker. Oh, and all flaming aside: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And many more happy returns! ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/76 "2001-06-28T01:19:42Z")
So, you’re just a young whippersnapper? Who so happens to be born on my daughter’s birthday as well?? This is special then. [breathy Marilyn voice] \*Happy biiiirrrthday tooooo youuuuu… happpy biiiirthhhdayyyyyyy tooooo youuuuuuuuuu… Haaaaaaapppppyyyyy biiiirrrrrttthhhhddaaaaayyy, Mister Corraddddddooooooooooooooooo \* (hugs self, squeezes cleavage together, twists hips provocatively, undulates, smiles toothy, half-lidded smile) \*Happppyyy biiiirrrrthhhhdaaaayyyyyy… toooooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…\* [/breathy Marilyn voice] [sub]wobbles sweetly offstage amidst wolf howls and obscene whistles[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/77 "2001-06-28T03:49:50Z")
May you have many more years to eat shit and die, loser. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/78 "2001-06-28T16:21:19Z")
Happy birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/79 "2001-06-28T16:24:04Z")
Sorry for this misspelling. That should have read “fuck you.” I truly regret the confusion. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/80 "2001-06-29T06:25:24Z")
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