# I Am \*So\* Going To Get My Ass Flamed For This. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727 "2000-06-27T15:32:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/81 "2001-06-29T18:50:35Z")
Happy Birthday, you…you…you…_poopyhead_! I know; I was too rough. If he’s gonna grow up to be a man, he’ll have to learn to take his hits. Happy B-day, \*\*John[/]b ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/82 "2001-06-29T19:32:33Z")
He’s **how** old? I always thought you mods were hundreds of years old, with gnarly fingernails and rotten teeth and beards down to yer knees. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727/83 "2001-06-29T20:44:32Z")
Hmph. I always figured **John** was a grizzled old man, despairing over his own pathetic existence. Instead he’s a 29 year old anticipating the climax of his own pathetic existence. To quote **Johnny L.A.** : Happy fucking birthday! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-going-to-get-my-ass-flamed-for-this/23727.md?page=4)