# I am so happy - there are faggots back in my local shop! Loveley lovely faggots! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815 "2005-03-16T15:04:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/21 "2005-03-16T16:24:32Z")
The Doody Family will no doubt be hip-deep in faggots, breathing a sigh of relief. [Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=179885&highlight=Faggots), probably with no-longer-working inter-links. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/22 "2005-03-16T16:27:31Z")
Dammit, the once-delightful “Mr. Brain’s Faggots” site now links to porn. I miss the Doody family and their dedication to faggot-eating! ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/23 "2005-03-16T16:28:46Z")
> [@Zabali\_Clawbane](#): > > (Does Spotted Dick taste much like bread pudding?) Think spice cake with raisins. I’ve only had the canned Heinz variety that I found in a local grocery with an “international foods” aisle, but I thought it was pretty good. I understand it’s even better with custard sauce. ---
**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/24 "2005-03-16T17:14:57Z")
> [@Ithaka](#): > > Being a public school boy never leaves you. It’s the whole fagging thing that leaves a mark. It’s such a pain in the arse. I was always prepared to give my fag a helping hand - but others really gave their fags a hard time, on top of them all the time morning noon and night, the fags didn’t know which way to turn. Even all these years later the thought of fagging leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. ---
**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/25 "2005-03-16T17:17:47Z")
> [@Jervoise](#): > > A curriculum of dressing in drag for plays, homoerotic team sports and sodomy tends to have that effect. 😉 Yes it’s “for plays”. Honest. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/26 "2005-03-16T17:22:03Z")
> [@owlstretchingtime](#): > > You can’t beat a really hot faggot for oral satisfaction. Oh my! (Bwahahahahhhahahhaha! 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/27 "2005-03-16T17:22:51Z")
> [@Jervoise](#): > > A curriculum of dressing in drag for plays, homoerotic team sports and sodomy tends to have that effect. 😉 Sodomy is in the curriculum? It’s usually extracurricular here in the States. ---
**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/28 "2005-03-16T17:28:58Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > Sodomy is in the curriculum? It’s usually extracurricular here in the States. Double sodomy every tuesday afternoon - unless you have a chitty from matron. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Doris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Sir\_Doris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Doris)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/29 "2005-03-16T17:38:35Z")
> [@owlstretchingtime](#): > > imagine my joy when in > my local co-op yesterday my eye was caught by a pair of eye catching > faggots, easily recognisable by their outlandish appearance. These must be modern faggots. Those I have been presented with were never outlandish in appearance. Usually a deep, rich brown, glistening appealingly. I’ve always been put off by their size, though. Far too big for me to get in my mouth all at once. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Doris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Sir\_Doris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Doris)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/30 "2005-03-16T17:42:30Z")
> [@owlstretchingtime](#): > > imagine my joy when in > my local co-op yesterday my eye was caught by a pair of eye catching > faggots, easily recognisable by their outlandish appearance. These must be modern faggots. Those I have had my hands on were never outlandish in appearance. Usually a deep, rich brown, glistening appealingly. I’ve always been put off by their size, though. Far too big for me to get in my mouth all at once. Pros and cons, swings and roundabouts. On one hand, a bit too rich and a bit too messy on the other, the convenience of having it all served up on a plate … ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/31 "2005-03-16T17:50:50Z")
I too, get awfully excited when my local shops are abundant with bundled twigs. It’s about time somebody took the time to call attention to the beauty that lies therein. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/32 "2005-03-16T18:29:03Z")
So, does one typically puff a fag after consuming faggots? ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/33 "2005-03-16T18:47:26Z")
I pick them up in the woods. After they fell off the tree, that is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/34 "2005-03-16T19:26:33Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > The Doody Family will no doubt be hip-deep in faggots, breathing a sigh of relief. > > [Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=179885&highlight=Faggots), probably with no-longer-working inter-links. Glad to see you back **Eve**. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/35 "2005-03-16T20:01:54Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Glad to see you back **Eve**. I was never really “gone,” just incredibly busy and over-extended, depressed, bewitched, bothered and bemildred. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/36 "2005-03-16T21:40:57Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > I was never really “gone,” just incredibly busy and over-extended, depressed, bewitched, bothered and bemildred. I do hope you’re feeling a little less streched, have had a visit by a good hex cleaner, have a guard octopus, and gotten a good scouring. Still good to hear from you. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/37 "2005-03-16T22:20:04Z")
Faggots are illegal in Georgia. What? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/38 "2005-03-16T23:07:54Z")
I have to say I’m surprised my SO didn’t have me eat a faggot when I was visiting him in the UK. he made me eat a lot of stange things. But not a faggot. I would have thought he’d be amused to see me try to get the whole faggot in my mouth at once. Maybe next visit… ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/39 "2005-03-16T23:27:18Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > Oh, and you forgot to mention mastication… Premature ingurgitation? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815/40 "2005-03-16T23:46:33Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Ah, faggots. With fava beans and a fine chianti… no, peas and gravy are more the thing. Yum. Once you get the taste for a faggot, you never lose it. Banana and cumquats, anyone? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-happy-there-are-faggots-back-in-my-local-shop-loveley-lovely-faggots/294815.md?page=3)