# I am so hot I. . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388 "2018-07-06T14:14:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sveltington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Sveltington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sveltington)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/1 "2018-07-06T14:14:42Z")
I am so hot I changed my thermometer to display Celsius in place of Fahrenheit to make me THINK I must be cool 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/2 "2018-07-06T14:57:57Z")
Are you sveltering or [shvitzing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs45jcOkWAM) [marginally NSFW]? ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/3 "2018-07-06T15:25:07Z")
My favorite recent heat meme is “I’m not saying it is hot, but two Hobbits just threw a ring into my backyard” Brian ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/4 "2018-07-06T15:34:54Z")
Record heat predicted for today in Southern California after several weeks of June gloom cool. Even in the coastal areas. ☹ Only 117 days till Halloween! > **[Dangerous Southern California heat wave beginning today is 'one for the...](https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-heat-wave-explainer-20180706-story.html)** > > Record-breaking heat is descending on Southern California on Friday, bringing new fire dangers as well as health concerns for people who have to endure the conditions. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/5 "2018-07-06T15:43:50Z")
I’m so hot I had to light a fire to cool off. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/6 "2018-07-06T15:49:00Z")
I was so hot this past week that I learned first-hand what heat cramps and heat exhaustion were like. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/7 "2018-07-06T17:25:47Z")
Its so hot, the dogs don’t want to ride in the Jeep. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/8 "2018-07-06T18:12:43Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Record heat predicted for today in Southern California after several weeks of June gloom cool. Even in the coastal areas. ☹ Only 117 days till Halloween! > > [Dangerous Southern California heat wave beginning today is 'one for the record books'](http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-heat-wave-explainer-20180706-story.html) Tell me about it! I’m at 2700 ft. and in mountain shadow and it’s already 105°F on my front porch. The tomatoes and peppers are getting watered twice today. As for us…we have gin. We have tonic. We have limes. We have ice. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/9 "2018-07-06T18:27:36Z")
My favorite references are from Good Morning Vietnam. “It’s so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It’s that hot!” ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/10 "2018-07-06T19:10:08Z")
Seen on a sign near my house - “Heat makes things expand. I’m not fat, it’s just summer.” - It’s so hot that all it takes is a yeast infection to make biscuits in your pants. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/11 "2018-07-06T19:10:10Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Tell me about it! I’m at 2700 ft. and in mountain shadow and it’s already 105°F on my front porch. The tomatoes and peppers are getting watered twice today. As for us…we have gin. We have tonic. We have limes. We have ice. 😃 Please also make sure you have lots of water. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/12 "2018-07-06T19:14:42Z")
I am so hot, I am too sexy for my shirt. (So I took it off) ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/13 "2018-07-06T19:18:53Z")
From back when David Letterman was still on NBC: It’s so hot, fat guys are making their own gravy. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/14 "2018-07-06T19:22:31Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > From back when David Letterman was still on NBC: > > It’s so hot, fat guys are making their own gravy. Funny but disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/15 "2018-07-06T20:11:26Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I am so hot, I am too sexy for my shirt. (So I took it off) Next stop: Pants-off Dance-off! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/16 "2018-07-06T21:12:42Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Next stop: Pants-off Dance-off! Good thing I don’t have neighbors!😉 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/17 "2018-07-06T22:06:50Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Please also make sure you have lots of water. 🙂 It’s called “tonic water” for a reason, isn’t it? 😛 But yes, lots of ice water in between G&Ts. ---
**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/18 "2018-07-06T22:17:12Z")
I am so hot I. . . I saw two trees fighting over a dog. ::d&r::😃 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/19 "2018-07-06T22:20:39Z")
I am so hot I. . .have the AC turned up full blast and \*Ice Ice Baby \*playing on repeat. ---
**Author:** ![jaycat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat/32/3015_2.png) [@jaycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaycat)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388/20 "2018-07-06T22:55:51Z")
It’s so hot, the priests are defrocking _themselves_. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-so-hot-i/817388.md?page=2)