Heh, heh, heh. Back when I worked for a certain cellphone company (Litoris can back me up on how things were there), it was astounding how bad everything was.
I was a Customer Servile Rep (or “Customer Care Specialist” as they called it :rolleyes: ), and the PCs were seriously underpowered (and running Windows 2K, which would occassionally fill up the miniscule HDDs with a temp file [their solution to this was to reformat and reinstall]). The security system they had set up was, uh, not so good. To do your job, you had to have about 4 programs running (at least until they switched to a crash happy program that I refused to use), each one password protected. When you neared the end of your training, they sent you an email with a link to an intranet page, on this page you keyed in your SSN and it spit out your passwords to the programs you needed to do your job. If you poked around in Outlook Express, you could find the names of everyone employed by the company, given that most of the employees used the companies products, they all had accounts listed in the database. (Decoding their email address would tell you what facility they worked at.) You could then pull up their account, get their SSN, go to the intranet link, key in their SSN and get their passwords for the various programs. At this point, Bob’s your uncle. You can now run amok in the system doing whatever you wanted, and it’d all get blamed on them.
I, of course, only used my powers for good (and now I feel stupid for not “treating” myself to some goodies :smack: ), and used the passwords of former employees (so they couldn’t blame some poor schmuck) to fix problems which arose that there was no solution for, or management was being an ass about. (Oh, look, this poor guy’s been on hold for an hour, trying to get his phone working that we fubared, but I can’t get any supervisors to come over and call the help desk so we can fix the problem. Hmmm, he’s been nice, polite and patient, I think I’ll just send him a brand new phone that just happens to be the most expensive one we make and I’ll see to it that he get’s the phone for free, thanks to a former coworker!)
One day a got a phone call from an exec in the landline division of the company, who needed to make some changes to his account. This just happened to be on a day when we were having a number of problems with the system. He was not happy at how long it was taking to get things changed, and I explained to him that I quite agreed and wished that there was something I could do to speed the process up, but there were a number of problems with the system and a bunch of hoops to jump through for what should have been a simple task, and explained everything to him in great detail and expressed my wish that there was some way this could be improved. Their solution? Outsource the CSR department. :smack: