# I am sooooooooooooo bored **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708 "2000-01-09T01:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/21 "2000-01-10T19:28:00Z")
Sure Dem, How about an all expense paid trip to Jamaica or Mexico??? Now, that’s MY kind of guy. * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/22 "2000-01-10T19:30:00Z")
and I can’t seem to get this jar of mayonnaise open… 😉 * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos ---
**Author:** ![Geoffrey\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e56c9b/32.png) [@Geoffrey\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geoffrey_F)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/23 "2000-01-10T20:52:00Z")
what are you doing that involves a jar of mayo sweetie - it siounds like that could keep you occupied. let us know the reuslt. ---
**Author:** ![Geoffrey\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e56c9b/32.png) [@Geoffrey\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geoffrey_F)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/24 "2000-01-10T20:54:00Z")
And I am so damn bored that I will acknowledge my spelling errors! I can barely control my laughter! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/25 "2000-01-10T21:32:00Z")
LOL Geoffrey – giggles in this house too! ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/26 "2000-01-11T01:22:00Z")
And here we hear the mating call of the female tech… ‘I am soooooooooooooo bored.’ ‘I am soooooooooooooo bored.’ Yes, it is haunting in its way, but it should be soon joined by a male tech, with one of their many cries, such as… ‘I do HTML in vi! I do HTML in vi!’ or ‘C is for wimps who can’t handle Assembly!’ Alas, the available female tech is a rare species compared to the male, and is usually far to discerning to pay the male much heed, falling pray to the clutches of the Venture Capitalist, ‘I have 10000 shares of Intel, I have 10000 shares of Intel!’ * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/27 "2000-01-11T01:35:00Z")
Hey Narile, Then what do you call the following, coming from a blonde tech (okay a dark blonde, but a blonde none-the-less: “I am soooooooooooooooooooo bored, I am also drunk” \< grin \> ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/28 "2000-01-11T06:46:00Z")
Psycat: I don’t know about all-expenses paid, but you’re welcome to come to Mexico with me in a few months! (Only if you’ll drink Coronas with me on the beach though. None of this “hiding from the sun because I’m afraid of skin cancer crap”! 😉 * * * “How’d you get your mind to tilt like your hat?” -The Thrashing Doves ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/29 "2000-01-11T14:10:00Z")
yummy, corona. woohoo it’s a date! P.S. I’m Puerto Rican, we don’t hide from the sun! * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/30 "2000-01-11T16:45:00Z")
Techchick68, Obviously a trick question, blonds don’t become tech’s, after all, they have trouble plugging in resistors the right way. 😉 Though I have heard of the wild cookoo-tech, who’s mating call is similar. * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/31 "2000-01-11T17:50:00Z")
Narile, Guess that’s why I get weird looks at the Microsoft seminars I attend. They can’t fathom that a blonde chick knows what a jumper is and can swap out a network card and have the machine up and running in a manner of minutes \< grin \> ========= I am not bored this morning, just enjoying my jaunt through the SD and watching The Price is Right. It’s not as flashy as “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” but hey, these are just average folks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/32 "2000-01-12T06:19:00Z")
She won the Jeep, she won the Jeep…I want a new car ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/33 "2000-01-12T06:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > “I am soooooooooooooooooooo bored, I am also drunk” Hey watch that, I almost had plane tickets reserved and baggage packed before my concious mind kicked back into gear and brought me back to reality. Go around yelling stuff like that you’re likely to cause rioting. And Narile forgot “I’ve got a T1! I’ve got a T1!” (Poor little me… limited to a 768/128k connection…) * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) There’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but not all of them will bring you lasagna at work. Most just cheat on you. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/34 "2000-01-12T06:31:00Z")
techchick, obviously you aren’t a genetic blonde. Sure your hair might be blonde colored, but the genes are for a brunette. 🙂 * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/35 "2000-01-12T01:40:00Z")
MadPoet, In fact we have a T1, at work, at home I am forced to cruise the boards at the measily speed of 26.4…damn “place the NIC card in the slot” Narile, LOL, mny biological father is reported to be a redhead…maybe that’s it! ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/36 "2000-01-12T17:57:00Z")
Techchick, obviously it is. Easy way to possibly tell, do you tan or fry? * * * \>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/37 "2000-01-13T00:41:00Z")
I can do both…but without sunscreen after 20-30 minutes I am as good as baked…I have freckles and used to have strawberry blonde hair…now it’s dark blonde still with red highlights. Guess I need to find the Ash Blonde bottle at the store 🙂 Like totally. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/38 "2000-01-13T01:26:00Z")
I have a person very close to me who is bored all the time. And we have to think of things for her to do. But my solution, bringing home dozens of fun kindergarten workbooks, wouldn’t work for you. She is blonde, though.And she’s almost 5. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/39 "2000-01-13T01:43:00Z")
sunbear, I have a coloring book, called my computer (do graphics and web sites) but lately it’s seemingly so boring. Guess I am a boring person. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Hall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ebca7d/32.png) [@Rich\_Hall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Hall)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sooooooooooooo-bored/12708/40 "2000-01-13T01:46:00Z")
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