# I Am Sparticus meets the SDMB One-Trick Pony Chowder and Marching Society! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2002, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961 "2002-09-11T12:54:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/41 "2002-09-13T12:22:06Z")
Cushlamochree! He GOT it! Cive that man a cigar…I seem to be short of cigars. D’you think your father would mind if I borrowed a few from him, m’boy? Handing these out to the other members of the Elves, Gnomes, Leprachauns, and Little Men’s Chowder and Marching Society will assure that I get elected president! Fenris O’Malley ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/42 "2002-09-13T22:33:22Z")
Hey aren’t there a couple of folks missing from there? **Seethruart** must have stayed in the corner studying his moon photos and **Sea Sorbust** was out watching for asteroids, I figure. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/43 "2002-09-13T22:36:28Z")
Seethruart was the founding member, if you look at the original meeting. **Sea Sorbust** ended up leaving as he developed interests beyond Flaming Asteroid Doom! ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/44 "2002-09-13T23:25:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > **Sea Sorbust** ended up leaving as he developed interests beyond Flaming Asteroid Doom! \*\* You’re shaking my faith, here… He was still a raving loonie, right? He just diversified a little? ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/45 "2002-09-14T00:02:21Z")
No, actually IIRC he turned out to be an interesting poster once he got past his obsession with **Flaming Asteroid DOOM** (or, if he didn’t get past it, at least getting past posting obsessively about it). I remember reading some non- **Flaming Asteroid DOOM** stuff and thinking “This is pretty good stuff! He has things to say, other than **Flaming Asteroid DOOM**!” Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/46 "2002-09-14T00:06:03Z")
I liked **SeaSorbust**. Even the Flaming Asteroid Doom stuff. He was funny, always polite, and only slightly crazy. Unfortunately, he started playing with socks (apparently), and that was that. ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/47 "2002-09-14T00:22:39Z")
Of course, we can’t completely discount the possibility of Flaming Asteroid DOOM!, either. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/48 "2002-09-14T17:28:34Z")
I cheated, Fenris. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/49 "2002-09-14T18:17:59Z")
Then you’re goin’ straight to hell. Sorry, but you are. 😉 And **SeaSorbust** got busted for sock-puppetry!!! When/Where was this?! Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/50 "2002-09-14T18:48:57Z")
Is there anyway that one uninitiated with the Chowder and Marching Society threads could get some links to them? The hamster’s being a bit too testy to do a search at the moment… ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/51 "2002-09-14T20:19:59Z")
We live to serve, Effendi! [Act I](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95487) (about halfway down the page) [Act II](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=108319) [Act III](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110424&) Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/52 "2002-09-14T21:15:05Z")
Wow. I just read them and…wow. \ Thank you. Thank you so much. \ ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/53 "2002-09-15T00:28:22Z")
Yeah, **Jester** , the “Chowder and Marching Society” threads are great. But, you really have to ask yourself why the miserable bastard know as **Fenris** has refused to update the “Secret Origins of the Mods” threads. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/54 "2002-09-15T00:48:44Z")
Well hell… they can only originate once! Oh wait… You probably mean the newer moderators, huh? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/55 "2002-09-15T01:27:30Z")
Yep. He never finished the “ **Cajun Man** Meets **Dr. Matrix** ” one. ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/56 "2002-09-15T17:47:03Z")
My memory may be hazy…but didn’t Kay-Kay mention something about returning at a later date (between expounding on her hotter than lava sexual adventures)? :eek: Please tell me this is just a disturbing remant from a nightmare I had at the time that seemed disturbingly real. ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961/57 "2002-09-16T03:06:35Z")
I’m prety sure she tried to return a couple of times, and got banned again (don’t recall the names, though). Her particular style is quite, shall we say, distinctive - I doubt she could manage to restrain herself (hee!) long enough to not get banned again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-sparticus-meets-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/127961.md?page=2)