# I am such an idiot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052 "2000-02-24T00:09:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/1 "2000-02-24T00:09:00Z")

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Today I did kind of a dumb thing. I read the message from Ed Zotti, telling everybody to change their passwords ASAP. Like the brain dead idiot I must be, I thought you couldn’t change your password unless you changed your e-mail address too. So I put down a different e-mail address and submitted the modification, then realized two seconds too late that I no longer have access to that e-mail account! As a result, I was forced to re-register to this MB.

## I will just go sit in the corner now with a dunce cap on my head.

Shadowfox  
(New and Improved Version)

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**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/2 "2000-02-24T00:15:00Z")

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Welcome newbie!

You’ll find most of the people here are nice but there are a few that will take advantage of somebody’s stupidity.

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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/3 "2000-02-24T00:18:00Z")

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But here’s your chance to pick a whole new identity! Think of the possibilities!  
How about “Board Crasher.” You will be inundated with posts asking you how you did what you did.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/4 "2000-02-24T00:18:00Z")

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ROFL Pluto! SF, can’t you get a mod to help you out here? I’m sure that kind of thing is within their powers, no?

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**What I tell you three times is true.**  
_The Hunting of the Snark._  
Lewis Carroll

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/5 "2000-02-24T00:19:00Z")

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Um, what message from Ed? I never saw a message from Ed. I’m using my old password, and it’s working. Do I need to change my password? Why?

:::joining Shadow in the corner:::

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Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/6 "2000-02-24T00:20:00Z")

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Newbie! Newbie! I will have you know, young man, that I have been frequenting the SDMB since the AOL SDMB days.

Of course, if you are kidding (my humor detector is malfunctioning today), then bite me

[http://204.95.48.199/ubb/smile.gif](http://204.95.48.199/ubb/smile.gif)

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Shadowfox  
(New and Improved Version)

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/7 "2000-02-24T00:23:00Z")

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Cristi, here is the exact quote from Ed Zotti’s message:

> [@](#):
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> More on this later, but we strongly advise all SDMB users to change their passwords immediately.  
> Also, HTML has been disabled, probably permanently. UBB coding is still available

I don’t have the inside story on this, but it sounds as if maybe somebody possibly hacked into the system and maybe obtained the user passwords. I can’t think of any other reason why they would ask everybody to change their passwords immediately.

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Shadowfox  
(New and Improved Version)

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/8 "2000-02-24T00:26:00Z")

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Shadow, I just had a little trip on the clueless bus here, and was just shy of doing the same thing. I shot my 500 post wad trying to figure out something simple. Sigh.

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/9 "2000-02-24T00:32:00Z")

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## Shadow, don’t feel bad, I did the exact same thing when I first joined SDMB… of course at the time I was a newbie, that is to say more newbier than I am now.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/10 "2000-02-24T00:32:00Z")

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## Elelle, I had almost 600 posts under my old SN. Now I have to start all over again. It took me 11 months to get that far. I don’t know if I have the patience to spend another year on here, trying to rebuild my post count again.

Shadowfox  
(New and Improved Version)

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**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/11 "2000-02-24T00:33:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Shadowfox\_00:  
> \*\*Newbie! Newbie! I will have you know, young man, that I have been frequenting the SDMB since the AOL SDMB days.
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> Of course, if you are kidding (my humor detector is malfunctioning today), then bite me
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> [http://204.95.48.199/ubb/smile.gif](http://204.95.48.199/ubb/smile.gif)
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> \*\*

Hook, line aaaannnddd sinker!!

It’s okay, **The\_Poster\_Formerly\_Known\_As\_Shadowfox** , we all know you are older than dirt.

But **Demo’s** probably right. I’ll bet with a little groveling you can get your name back.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/12 "2000-02-24T00:35:00Z")

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Shadow, can ya put em in yer sig line?

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-such-an-idiot/14052/13 "2000-02-24T00:43:00Z")

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## You mean my old post count? Sure I can, no problem at all.

Shadowfox  
(New and Improved Version)

584 posts under my old SN, so don’t you dare call me a newbie!
