# I am Swiss. I have always been Swiss, and will always be Swiss.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 6, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070 "2012-05-06T15:38:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/21 "2012-05-07T15:56:43Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> In the book/movie the Exorcist, the character Karl has a similar line. It’s not that lengthy – he just says, “I am Swiss” when Burke Dennings refers to him as German/a Nazi.

That’s were I was remembering it from.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/22 "2012-05-07T16:10:36Z")

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The syntax is from _ **1984** _: “We are at war with Eastasia. We’ve always been at war with Eastasia. We will always be at war with Eastasia.”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/23 "2012-05-10T15:04:08Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I believe it’s the official motto of ODESSA.

Is Michele Bachmann a member of ODESSA? 😛

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> More seriously, it’s from _The Secret War of Harry Frigg_ (1968).

I don’t know if I’ve seen that.

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**Author:** ![AntiquatedTory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c6cbf5/32.png) [@AntiquatedTory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntiquatedTory)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/24 "2016-10-11T15:01:21Z")

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It from the movie The Secret War of Harry Frigg, [The Secret War of Harry Frigg - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_War_of_Harry_Frigg)  
The commandant of the German high security prison gives a speech when the prisoners arrive about how he didn’t just join because he had to but is a sincere hard core Nazi.  
At the end of the movie, the heroes capture the commandant in the course of their escape. He now tells them “Nazi? No, I am not a Nazi. In fact…I am Swiss. I have always been Swiss, and will always be Swiss.”  
I was thinking of this the other day as the GOP abandons Trump…

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/25 "2016-10-11T15:16:27Z")

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Good luck, AntiquatedTory, on getting people to notice you’ve answered the question.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/26 "2016-10-11T15:34:44Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Good luck, AntiquatedTory, on getting people to notice you’ve answered the question.

Especially since **Little Nemo** had already done it. Sheesh, some people!

This thread is wholly cheesy anyway.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/27 "2016-10-11T18:12:22Z")

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Jeez, **Elendil** , let the n00b answer the question.

Guess around here edamed if you do, edamed if you don’t!

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/28 "2016-10-11T20:14:32Z")

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Zombies like head cheese.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/29 "2016-10-11T20:27:13Z")

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> [@Eonwe](#):
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> Guess around here edamed if you do, edamed if you don’t!

Now, now; a joke like that will get you in dutch.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/30 "2016-10-11T20:47:49Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> Now, now; a joke like that will get you in dutch.

I thought it was pretty Gouda.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/31 "2016-10-11T23:04:36Z")

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Holey moldy!

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/32 "2016-10-11T23:13:07Z")

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Is there a special way of killing a Swiss zombie?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/33 "2016-10-11T23:15:31Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Is there a special way of killing a Swiss zombie?

Stab it in the head and proclaim Victorinox?

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**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2016, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/34 "2016-10-11T23:17:33Z")

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You don’t need anything special. Swiss zombies are just regular munsters.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/35 "2016-10-12T16:02:27Z")

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This thread was cheddar off dead.

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/36 "2016-10-12T16:13:46Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> This thread was cheddar off dead.

I Colby wrong, but that’s a fact, Jack!

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**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/37 "2016-10-13T00:45:41Z")

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This thread has exploded, and de Brie is everywhere.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/38 "2016-10-13T02:33:46Z")

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> [@AntiquatedTory](#):
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> It from the movie The Secret War of Harry Frigg, [The Secret War of Harry Frigg - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_War_of_Harry_Frigg)  
> The commandant of the German high security prison gives a speech when the prisoners arrive about how he didn’t just join because he had to but is a sincere hard core Nazi.  
> At the end of the movie, the heroes capture the commandant in the course of their escape. He now tells them “Nazi? No, I am not a Nazi. In fact…I am Swiss. I have always been Swiss, and will always be Swiss.”  
> I was thinking of this the other day as the GOP abandons Trump…

Thanks for the context!

Edited to add: Welcome to the SDMB, and I’m sorry about these\* other\* posters.

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**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/39 "2016-10-14T13:02:33Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Is there a special way of killing a Swiss zombie?

Blast a bunch of holes in it.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-swiss-i-have-always-been-swiss-and-will-always-be-swiss/621070/40 "2016-10-14T17:15:52Z")

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Cheese, fellas-give the Tillamook a break.

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