# I am the copycat with the garland sent by the mercifull god

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 10, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892 "2000-12-10T15:34:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/21 "2000-12-10T18:30:23Z")

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> Maxine: the one who emulates (copycat, aint it?! grrr)

I always thought Maxine meant: “One who sings in harmony with Patty and Laverne.”

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> well in a book by Amy Tan yi means liver

Hence Bruce Willis’ line in _Die Hard_, “Yippie Ki Yi Yay, Motherfucker”, which translates into English as “I’m going to kill all of you long haired terrorists, tear out your hearts and livers, and sign a multi million dollar contract to make a inferior sequel.”

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/22 "2000-12-10T19:19:18Z")

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My first name: “promise or oath of the Lord”  
My last name: “the staff at Ellis Island were having a busy day, so they made something up that sounded vaguely like what they thought my great-grandfather was saying in response to the Surname? question.” For all I know, my last name means “excuse me, where is the restroom?”.

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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/23 "2000-12-10T19:57:03Z")

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> yi… hmm… well in a book by Amy Tan yi means liver… but that is chinese… and it might have been put out of context by her, the publisher or… me.

_ **NO!!!** _

a) Chinese is not Korean. Korean is not Chinese. That’s why they have different names. Yes, I realize they both ‘sound funny’. Yes, I realize the writing ‘all looks like funny little pictures.’ Yes, I realize the people who speak those two distinct languages ‘look the same.’ But they aren’t.

b)Secondly, yi doesn’tjust mean liver in Chinese. It means lots of things; the systemically constructed syllabary of Chinese means that any one syllable word will have several homophones. So even if tatertot was Chinese you’d still probably be wrong.

Please don’t make crazy wild ass guesses about languages you know nothing about.

–John  
Who is tired of this kind of thing.

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/24 "2000-12-10T20:00:47Z")

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But wouldn’t it be _fun_ to think it was liver, Yue Han? It’s much better than “teat” at any rate.

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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/25 "2000-12-10T20:03:37Z")

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dear sir  
if you are tired of it why is the urge to bitch about it so bad, huh?  
Get some sleep angerball.

When I write “BUT that is chinese” it means just that. I knew it was chinese all along and I also saied it was most certainly only crap.

So where is your fucking problem?

If there was a word sounding similar in German or French I would have told what it meant too. Get it Sir?

So shut up and take your pills  
cause that is exactly what I am gonna do now.

rollseyes

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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/26 "2000-12-10T20:29:01Z")

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> if you are tired of it why is the urge to bitch about it so bad, huh?

That doesn’t make any sense. If I’m tired of people doing this, I will be angry and upset if someone does it.

If you knew it was crap there was no reason to say it. And you didn’t say it was crap. You barely mentioned that it was Chinese. And whether or not you meant it that way, it perpetuates the idea that all Asian languages are interchangeable.

–John

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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/27 "2000-12-10T20:36:46Z")

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Dear Sir-  
Yer an Ass.

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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/28 "2000-12-10T20:38:21Z")

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rolls eyes

why do some people take everything soooo serious?

I am just in a bitchy mood so I ll rather not answer because I ll never be able to make you little creep understand how stupid you are right now.

You are overdoing it.  
What ya think, should I have written that it was chinese in size 24 or something? The posters here arent blinde. They can read. I ll go to the pit now or this answer will get my username blocked…

dodgy  
who is taking yue too serious right now

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/29 "2000-12-10T20:40:58Z")

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If anyone should be insulted it’s me, Tracy the Asian, but I am not, so I think we should all drop it.

Now run along and see if anyone has a last name that means something funnier than “liver” or “teats”

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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/30 "2000-12-10T20:46:59Z")

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I take it seriously, because I have to put up with it a lot. I’m studying Chinese in &\*(% Indiana and plan to be a Chinese major. All the freaking time, idiots are asking me, “so, how’s the Japanese going?”, despite the fact that I’ve been studying it for 2 years and I’ve told them a thousand times that it’s Chinese.

A few weeks back, a student in my Linguistics class explained to our (ethnic Chinese) prof that he yells jibberish face ‘Chinese’ at a (ethnic Chinese) student in our class because “all those Asian languages sound the same.”

So excuse me for being a little bitchy. If you lived in Indiana, you’d be cranky too.

–John

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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/31 "2000-12-10T20:47:26Z")

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Thanx tater… I couldnt stop … ☹ sorry…  
was it me who started that pit thread about girlie forums being much too bitchy and full of pointless quarrels? uhm… not quite sure…

my last name means Prie-water  
prie meaning nothing, niente, zero.

sigh…  
but my dads maidenname (yes - he took my mom s name) sounded somehwat like the german word for zit  
hehe

dodgy zit  
(now that would be bad!!!)

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/32 "2000-12-10T20:49:10Z")

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You know, there is actually an English surname “Pickle”, Dodgy. Mwahahahaha…it’s funny either way!

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**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/33 "2000-12-10T21:05:03Z")

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Timothy: One who is respectful of God  
Paul: Tiny  
Groth: Large or many.

I think the real meaning of my name is best represented in an anagram from it:  
Almighty Truth Poo.

It sums everything up nicely.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/34 "2000-12-10T22:35:21Z")

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First Name: Natasha  
Middle Name: Aili [Finnish version of Eileen IIRC]

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/35 "2000-12-11T00:51:28Z")

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First name: Katie, from the Greek word katharos, meaning pure.  
Middle name: I won’t say, except that it means renowned warrior.  
Last name: Again, I won’t say, but I’ve heard two “translations”: “bailiff’s son” or “reeve’s son.”

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/36 "2000-12-11T04:25:31Z")

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Fair pearl, David’s Son

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/37 "2000-12-11T05:03:44Z")

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Okay, Mike King. Mike, according to BornDodgy, means “Who is like God?”. King, according to Merriam Webster Online, when capitalized means God.

So my name means “Who is like God? God.”

Which is either extremely profound or extremely stupid.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/38 "2000-12-11T08:59:32Z")

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George Samuel: a bad combo if you ask me.  
George means farmer.  
Samuel means Asked of God, or alternatley, Gift of God.

I go by Sam. Go figure.

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**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/39 "2000-12-11T17:14:41Z")

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My name means Pure Youthful Comforter Mountain of Silk

Comforter (or one who comforts) is the German translation of my maiden name and Mountain of Silk is the German translation of my married name.

Pure and Youthful are Cathy and June, respectively. Also it means I was born in the 6th month, which I was. My parents are very original :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-copycat-with-the-garland-sent-by-the-mercifull-god/44892/40 "2000-12-11T17:18:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*First Name: Natasha  
> Middle Name: Aili [Finnish version of Eileen IIRC] \*\*

Natasha: Born on X-Mas / be born  
Eileen : Bearer; light.  
😃

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