# I am the guy who put mouthwash into his eyes today...four times **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 22, 2011, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615 "2011-08-22T03:39:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615/21 "2011-08-22T17:23:19Z")
For the record: The most painful thing I’ve had in my eye: cheese dust from jalapeno cheddar potato chips. NO idea how that got in there, but it stung like hellfire. The most eye-reddening thing I’ve dealt with: Erm…semen. I didn’t even get that much in my eye (didn’t feel any, anyway), but it was the brightest freaking shade of red I’d ever seen in my life. Thankfully it only lasted like an hour. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615/22 "2011-08-22T17:27:01Z")
Yeah, I really dropped a deuce on that jacuzzi thing. Looking back, I should have demanded much, much more from the hotel. But really, I wasn’t thinking all that straight at the time. The shock and trauma associated with bathing in shit seriously affected my ability to negotiate for anything of substance. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615/23 "2011-08-22T17:43:17Z")
Hey, you’re the diarrhea in the jacuzzi guy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615/24 "2011-08-22T17:52:17Z")
Oh yeah, the ja_poo_zzi dood. I remember you. _Cue Anderson Cooper giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![howye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@howye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/howye)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615/25 "2011-08-22T18:14:33Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Hey, you’re the diarrhea in the jacuzzi guy! 😃 At least he’s not the sheep guy. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615/26 "2011-08-22T20:08:22Z")
Sting Eye for the Jacuzzi Guy! -or- Jacuzzi Guy with no more Stink Eye! ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615/27 "2011-08-22T20:31:50Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > _Cue Anderson Cooper giggle_ I think we have the beginning of a new SDMB meme here… ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615/28 "2011-08-22T20:42:33Z")
Funny! Takes me back to those pre-laser-surgery days of yore… (though yesterday I did just notice the first hints of creeping presbyopia…crap!) The dumbest thing I ever did was to put a contact lens into an eye that already had one on, and to wonder for an hour why everything was so damned blurry! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615/29 "2011-08-23T14:06:57Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Hey, you’re the diarrhea in the jacuzzi guy! 😃 I see you know me. I’m also now the guy with the minty-fresh eyeballs. My eyelids, two days later, still have a warmth to them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-guy-who-put-mouthwash-into-his-eyes-today-four-times/593615.md?page=1)