# I am The Hijacker! what are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 3, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080 "2003-07-03T17:59:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/21 "2003-07-04T01:05:20Z")
I am Spartacus. ---
**Author:** ![SnugTheJoiner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@SnugTheJoiner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnugTheJoiner)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/22 "2003-07-04T01:08:30Z")
I am He Who Must Be Obeyed. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/23 "2003-07-04T01:13:46Z")
I just am. ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/24 "2003-07-04T01:14:18Z")
I am… **the one everybody hates, or at least seriously dislikes a heck of a lot…** Not that that’s a good thing… IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/25 "2003-07-04T02:08:22Z")
I didn’t know I was supposed to be hating you, **IDBB**. Hell, I _am_ a bad boy - you’re my fan club. I can’t hate you. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/26 "2003-07-04T02:17:29Z")
I’m the gossipy neighbor across your fence. Who can _never_ quite get her coding straight. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/27 "2003-07-04T02:31:17Z")
I’m an attention whore. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/28 "2003-07-04T02:37:09Z")
I said I’m an attention whore. Is anyone paying attention to me yet? I also think I’m indecisive, but I’m not sure. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/29 "2003-07-04T02:41:52Z")
Hey there **lel**! Good to see you. How’s it goin’? Not sure? Well, keep me posted. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/30 "2003-07-04T02:42:07Z")
Hi, boys and girls, I’m Biffy the Elephant Shrew and I’m the insectivore of the group. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/31 "2003-07-04T02:48:21Z")
Great, **Ringo**! Just wonderful, or maybe terrible! Look? See me? Huh huh? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/32 "2003-07-04T03:03:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ol’Gaffer \* > \*\*Well, the interesting thing about accent shift… > > \>SNIP\< > > …language ties is currently unknown. \*\* What thread was that? I want to see! ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/33 "2003-07-04T03:08:28Z")
I am God. But seriously, I’m the guy who makes dumb posts. Like this one. Urdy Burdy I LIKE POO hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/34 "2003-07-04T03:10:28Z")
I’m the Barely-Relevant Driveby Comment woman. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/35 "2003-07-04T03:22:41Z")
I AM LORD VOLDEMORT! –I’ve said too much. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/36 "2003-07-04T03:26:49Z")
I am, I cried. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/37 "2003-07-04T04:02:15Z")
Well, since the Neil Diamond references are out there: I’m the Frog Who Dreamed Of Being A King, and then Became One. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/38 "2003-07-04T05:17:23Z")
I am _not_ **DDG**! ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/39 "2003-07-04T05:22:05Z")
I am woman, hear me mumble. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/40 "2003-07-04T05:28:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*What thread was that? I want to see! \*\* Sorry, I was trying to show that I’m the guy who posts in the wrong thread…and… oh nevermind. I’ll just be the guy who tries to be clever and isn’t. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080.md?page=3)