# I am The Hijacker! what are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 3, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080 "2003-07-03T17:59:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/41 "2003-07-04T06:23:55Z")
I got what you were going for. It’s just **NCB** living up to his user name, don’t worry about it. 🙂 I have no idea what I am. ---
**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/42 "2003-07-04T10:19:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*I also think I’m indecisive, but I’m not sure. \*\* I could have sworn I was the indecisive one, that’s why I hardly ever post. I can’t decide what the heck to say! ---
**Author:** ![Kickback\_Joe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/cdc98d/32.png) [@Kickback\_Joe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kickback_Joe)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/43 "2003-07-04T18:25:18Z")
I am living up to my name. Kicking back and enjoying the show. Beer anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Janx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Janx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Janx)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/44 "2003-07-04T19:28:33Z")
I’m the one with the biggest penis. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/45 "2003-07-04T19:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by indecisive1 \* > \*\*I could have sworn I was the indecisive one, that’s why I hardly ever post. I can’t decide what the heck to say! \*\* I don’t know. I haven’t decided who’s the indecisive one here. However, I think I’m still an attention whore! ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/46 "2003-07-04T20:06:49Z")
i am the n00b that plays bass… ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/47 "2003-07-04T20:20:56Z")
and actually my band is called indecision, so I’M the indecisive one!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/48 "2003-07-04T21:16:09Z")
I am pessimistically optimistic. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/49 "2003-07-04T22:41:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Coldfire** is a big smelly jerk. He doesn’t really smell _that_ bad… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/50 "2003-07-04T23:06:51Z")
When I’m not busy being the Birthday Queen[sup]TM[/sup], I can usually be found making posts that get refuted somewhere down the line. If they don’t get refuted… they get ignored. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/51 "2003-07-05T02:45:14Z")
I am the Kwisatz Haderach. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/52 "2003-07-05T02:54:28Z")
I knew it! Did you hear something about birthday queen? nah… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/53 "2003-07-05T03:03:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***Alice in Wonderland** has a great rack. \*\* Well, apparently, my rack precedes me… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/54 "2003-07-05T03:43:35Z")
That’s a great pun, **Alice**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/55 "2003-07-05T03:47:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\ ***DeVena** --how do you get over 1000 posts in under 7 months on the SDMB? \*\* I guess that would make me **Speedy**! and my current job is to answer questions from the public… And I found all the answers here. 😃 When they audit my internet usage, I’m gonna have some ‘splainin’ to do! ---
**Author:** ![Trafalgar\_Laura](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trafalgar_laura/32/2907_2.png) [@Trafalgar\_Laura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trafalgar_Laura)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/56 "2003-07-05T04:06:13Z")
I’m the Nervous Newbie. Dang, that was a dumb thing to say. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/57 "2003-07-05T04:28:49Z")
;j ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/58 "2003-07-05T06:38:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muad’Dib \* > \*\*I am the Kwisatz Haderach. \*\* Give the dog a bone, This old man came rolling home. Hmm, I wonder if **Flamsterette\_X** will post to this thread? ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/59 "2003-07-05T12:36:52Z")
I am the guy who spends half-a-freaking-hour proofreading and rewriting his posts for spelling, grammar, and generally trying to make them sound more intelligent than I really am. Wouldn’t want to look dumb or something. Uh, and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080/60 "2003-07-05T13:34:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **NoClueBoy** : > > **Coldfire** is a big smelly jerk. I will go to my grave denying any and all association with this little gem. You can’t prove I ever said it. Well, I suppose you could, but it really wouldn’t be worth the effort. I’m just going to deny it anyway, okay? I think I’ve irritated the guy enough as it is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-hijacker-what-are-you/186080.md?page=4)