# I am the most famous doper... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867 "2004-11-03T23:04:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/1 "2004-11-03T23:04:55Z")
…in the real world. I have been visiting for years and posting very infrequently. If you knew who I am, you would smile ( i think ). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/2 "2004-11-03T23:11:05Z")
uh-uh. I am. Prove me wrong. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/3 "2004-11-03T23:14:31Z")
um… you’re… Huey Lewis? ---
**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/4 "2004-11-03T23:19:59Z")
Darva Conger? Patch Adams? Erik Estrada? Which guess is closest? ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/5 "2004-11-03T23:20:05Z")
No, no no, he’s Odin’s Other Eye. I remember a while back that someone thought Scylla was Dave Barry. But this post is too attentionwhorish for that. Perhaps \*\*newcrasher \*\* is really Madonna. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/6 "2004-11-03T23:24:44Z")
Please let you be Lindsey Lohan! ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/7 "2004-11-03T23:24:50Z")
> [@Odinoneeye](#): > > um… you’re… > > Huey Lewis? No, _I’m_ Huey Lewis… and you _Jerry_ Lewis? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/8 "2004-11-03T23:30:29Z")
Arnie Chonko - I suspected it from the first. ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/9 "2004-11-03T23:30:41Z")
Isn’t it obvious? This coincidence of timing? The liberal bias of this board? He’s Kerry. Douchbag! _whap_ ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/10 "2004-11-03T23:32:38Z")
Hey now, people! This is it! Your opportunity to tell Ronald McDonald what you really think of him! He’s been listening! What? What’s that? The most famous face in the world, and…He’s. Not. A. Real. Person. Uh oh. It must be Michael Jackson. Shit. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/11 "2004-11-03T23:35:45Z")
> [@Tabby\_Cat](#): > > Isn’t it obvious? This coincidence of timing? The liberal bias of this board? > He’s Kerry. Douchbag! _whap_ I can buy that. How are you, you enormous douche? I voted for your Lurch-looking ass, by the way, so I expect your appreciation. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/12 "2004-11-03T23:49:23Z")
Well, in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=284478) he claims to be a Republican christian. That means he can only be…_ **Jerry Falwell!!!** _ Get 'im! ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/13 "2004-11-03T23:52:04Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > I can buy that. > > How are you, you enormous douche? I voted for your Lurch-looking ass, by the way, so I expect your appreciation. Turd Sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/14 "2004-11-03T23:55:15Z")
Republican Christian? Attention-seeking? "news"crasher? **Tucker Carlson!!!** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/15 "2004-11-03T23:59:18Z")
Hey, **newcrasher** , ya got me to look. In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242907), dated 03/02/2004 you say: > [@](#): > > My employer will not reimburse me for mileage… > I work for a small company. I have no “contract” outlining the terms of my employment, just a salary/benefits agreement. and then go on to complain about the raw deal your getting from your crappy little employer. In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=4684448#post4684448), date 03/25/2004: > [@](#): > > Can my (former) employer dock my pay? > I was a salaried employee. I worked many weekends and whenever needed, without overtime. My salary was the same no matter what I worked. > > My 13 week old son was hospitalized with RSV in February and I missed 2 days of work. My employer charged me 2 vacation days. followed by details. As for your claim to fame, I call a big BULLSHIT! ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/16 "2004-11-04T00:01:05Z")
Considering the name, I would guess either Billy Joel or Nick Nolte (and if you are Nick, cool! I live by you! Wanna hang out at Ralph’s sometime?). ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/17 "2004-11-04T00:07:29Z")
You apparently make the mistake of thinking that I care who you think you are. You should disabuse yourself of this mishaprehention. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/18 "2004-11-04T00:10:13Z")
You’re Shepard Smith’s cabana boy? ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/19 "2004-11-04T00:15:24Z")
You may be the most famous “Doper,” but that doesn’t mean you’re all that famous among the populace at large. I think you need to let us know who you are so we can decide for ourselves. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/20 "2004-11-04T00:23:23Z")
> [@Tabby\_Cat](#): > > He’s Kerry. Douchbag! _whap_ No, _I’m_ Kerry, and I’m a she. And I’m hardly a douchebag. Or maybe I am. Can I get some feedback on that? The bright side of the outcome of the election is that I don’t have to hear my name for four years. I liked it when I was the only one. A narrow ray of light in a dark tunnel, but what can I say, I’m feeling optimistic today. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867.md?page=2)