# I am the most famous doper... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867 "2004-11-03T23:04:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/181 "2004-11-05T23:43:09Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > Dammit, I already have over 2000 posts and five years here, _and_ I’m using my real name! What’s the matter with you people?! We might remember you from such message boards as Drunken Porno Forums and this one. But we don’t. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/182 "2004-11-06T00:06:07Z")
I’ve worked it out. His name is [here](http://www.census.gov/genealogy/names/). ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/183 "2004-11-06T01:47:13Z")
Are you George Forman? Are you alive or dead? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/184 "2004-11-06T02:24:48Z")
> [@Middlecase](#): > > I suffer from schizophrenia > It comes on me in spells > Sometimes I’m Napoleon Bonaparte > And sometimes Orson Welles > > {And yes, I know it’s Dissociative Personality Disorder or whatever and not schizophrenia, but I didn’t write the song. Don’t know who did, either} > > So, who are you today? Sometimes I’m a wigwam, sometimes I’m a tepee. My shrink says I’m just two tents. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/185 "2004-11-06T02:29:00Z")
Or, as I saw on a t-shirt once: “I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I!” ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/186 "2004-11-06T02:33:10Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > Dammit, I already have over 2000 posts and five years here, _and_ I’m using my real name! What’s the matter with you people?! Are you related to that _Simpsons_ guy? ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/187 "2004-11-06T02:57:46Z")
> [@John Carter of Mars](#): > > Careful consideration of all the facts reveals that the OP is Ann Coulter. Oh wow, this post reminded me that I dreamed sometime in the past few nights that Ann Coulter was trying to seduce me, and I kept trying to turn down her creepy advances. I think I woke up terrified in a cold sweat. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/188 "2004-11-06T03:28:34Z")
Thanks ever so much. I will never sleep again. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/189 "2004-11-06T03:30:00Z")
No idea who **newcrasher** could be, but through some deduction I have come to the conclusion that either Bill Maher or his writers are members of the SDMB. It is, however, only speculation. I also suspect that somebody affiliated with ESPN program development is a member here and plagiarized one of my ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/190 "2004-11-06T03:40:59Z")
Has anyone bothered to guess that the OP’s name is the rather common “Johnny Walker”, which is routinely sold in pubs, as well as (incidentally) the same as two famous traitors? I didn’t read the entire thread to find out for myself. As for me, I ain’t famous, but a Google on my name finds references only to me, so at least I’m unique. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/191 "2004-11-06T04:11:42Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > I’ve worked it out. His name is [here](http://www.census.gov/genealogy/names/). Not necessarily, it seems. My last name ain’t on there. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/192 "2004-11-06T06:17:42Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > Are you related to that _Simpsons_ guy? Oh yeah, that guy…whatshisname…oh yeah, Frank Grimes. ---
**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/193 "2004-11-06T07:02:06Z")
I think his fame is a fignewton of his own imagination. Let’s all go play in another thread … I think he vants to ve alone! ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/194 "2004-11-06T08:35:51Z")
:smack: It just hit me that this guy could be a _reality show_ “star”. If that’s the case, bud, I’m guaranteed not to know you (unless you’re the gay guy that won survivor and got made fun of by triump t.i.c.d. whose name I can’t even recall right now), and you probably aren’t, in fact, the most famous doper. Am I right? Were you on a reality show? What’s my prize? ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/195 "2004-11-06T10:30:08Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > the gay guy that won survivor and got made fun of by triump t.i.c.d. whose name I can’t even recall right now Richard Hatch. ---
**Author:** ![ShockingAlberto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@ShockingAlberto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShockingAlberto)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/196 "2004-11-06T11:50:22Z")
I have you all beat. I make frequent guest appearances on G4! Really? Guys? G4? Are you sure you haven’t heard of it. It’s on cable and everything… ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/197 "2004-11-06T12:00:03Z")
> [@ShockingAlberto](#): > > I have you all beat. I make frequent guest appearances on G4! > > Really? Guys? G4? Are you sure you haven’t heard of it. It’s on cable and everything… Well not to hijack, but I haven’t watched since techtv changed it’s name… it sounds so… Mac now… ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/198 "2004-11-06T12:03:28Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Not necessarily, it seems. My last name ain’t on there. I think I have located a terrorist cell. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/199 "2004-11-06T15:56:24Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > I think I have located a terrorist cell. There’s a few names that aren’t on there. My name is somewhat rare, but there are at least a couple dozen of us scattered throughout Chicago, Wisconsin, and Michigan. I think there’s also ones in Pennsylvania and New York. Is that supposed to be a comprehensive list? ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/200 "2004-11-07T02:43:27Z")
I challenge **newcrasher** to reveal his identity (with some verification) via email to some trustworthy Doper who has posted to this thread. That Doper will then report back to this thread, without revealing **newcrasher** ’s identity, whether or not **newcrasher** ’s claim to fame is valid. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867.md?page=11)