# I am the most famous doper...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 3, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867 "2004-11-03T23:04:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/241 "2004-11-08T20:55:58Z")

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If he’s GW, I lot of us are in BIG trouble. :eek:

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**Author:** ![smilingscar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@smilingscar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smilingscar)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/242 "2004-11-08T23:17:19Z")

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God? Is that you? it’s me Smilingscar, could you write my term paper?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/243 "2004-11-10T21:17:22Z")

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Quick **newscrasher** , while no one’s looking, whisper it in my ear!

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/244 "2004-11-10T21:20:54Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> Quick **newscrasher** , while no one’s looking, whisper it in my ear!

\*\*newcrasher \*\* is Jolly Old Saint Nicholas?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/245 "2004-11-11T01:08:49Z")

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**newcrasher** has been unable to post recently because he has been appointed to replace John Ashcroft.  
Or maybe he’s preparing to attend Arafat’s funeral on behalf of the U.S.  
Or perhaps he’s gone to visit the queen.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/246 "2004-11-11T01:12:37Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> Or maybe he’s preparing to attend Arafat’s funeral on behalf of the U.S.

Maybe he IS Arafat! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/247 "2004-11-11T02:18:38Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> Blair Underwood

Lisa Whelchel?

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/248 "2006-06-30T12:13:12Z")

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When I first posted this OP, long ago, it was an impulse.

I was bored. I was feeling punchy. It was a silly thing to do. I guess if I had malicious intentions, it could be considered trolling. I sincerely did not mean for it to run afoul of the SDMB ethos.

If it did, I apologize.

Often it is referenced to discredit or belittle things I have posted. And I deserve it.

But for the record…I am not famous. Not even near it.

Sometimes I forget how seriously people take this message board. It is not like others, where you can romp and frolic about, without consequence. SDMB is more than just “a message board”. I neglected that fact when I posted this stupid, silly OP. And I am sorry.

And to those lighthearted few who took this in its intended spirit from the start, keep on smilin’!

🆒

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