# I am the most famous doper... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867 "2004-11-03T23:04:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/21 "2004-11-04T00:27:01Z")
Are you Adam West? C´mon do the bat-dance! ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/22 "2004-11-04T00:28:28Z")
I suffer from schizophrenia It comes on me in spells Sometimes I’m Napoleon Bonaparte And sometimes Orson Welles {And yes, I know it’s Dissociative Personality Disorder or whatever and not schizophrenia, but I didn’t write the song. Don’t know who did, either} So, who are you today? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/23 "2004-11-04T00:35:22Z")
I utterly guarantee you guys that, of the people on the SD, my name has appeared in more magazines, newsletters, websites, and journals that anyone else. I guarantee it. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/24 "2004-11-04T00:39:26Z")
> [@AwSnappity](#): > > No, _I’m_ Kerry, and I’m a she. And I’m hardly a douchebag. Or maybe I am. Can I get some feedback on that? Sure, you’re not a douchebag, and you’re a she…and a rather cute one (to go by your pics) with a cute name, to boot. (And no…I’m not hitting on you. I’m ooooold.) But still, facts is facts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/25 "2004-11-04T00:41:26Z")
> [@Jonathan Chance](#): > > I utterly guarantee you guys that, of the people on the SD, my name has appeared in more magazines, newsletters, websites, and journals that anyone else. > > I guarantee it. I don’t know. Exapno seems to get around. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/26 "2004-11-04T00:46:17Z")
> [@Jonathan Chance](#): > > I utterly guarantee you guys that, of the people on the SD, my name has appeared in more magazines, newsletters, websites, and journals that anyone else. > > I guarantee it. Yeah, but that’s only because your hippie parents named you “,”. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/27 "2004-11-04T00:49:34Z")
So quit fuckin’ around and tell us. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/28 "2004-11-04T00:55:46Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > So quit fuckin’ around and tell us. Dude, the OP is never coming back. And if so, he/she is never going to tell us who he/she is, assuming he/she is actually someone more famous than Lenny/Squiggy. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/29 "2004-11-04T00:57:09Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Yeah, but that’s only because your hippie parents named you “,”. Bwahahahhahahaahhaha… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/30 "2004-11-04T00:58:06Z")
He’s Bush. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/31 "2004-11-04T00:58:10Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Dude, the OP is never coming back. And if so, he/she is never going to tell us who he/she is, assuming he/she is actually someone more famous than Lenny/Squiggy. Hey, Michael McKean (Lenny) is famous enough! I would be happy to talk to him on a message board. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/32 "2004-11-04T01:01:21Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Yeah, but that’s only because your hippie parents named you “,”. Thanks **Giraffe** , now everyone in the Library is looking at me funny. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/33 "2004-11-04T01:01:53Z")
> [@newcrasher](#): > > …in the real world. I have been visiting for years and posting very infrequently. What is this real world of which you speak, how do you visit and post there? My real name is **http:** so I have you all beat 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/34 "2004-11-04T01:03:47Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Well, in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=284478) he claims to be a Republican christian. Damn, so much for my hope that it was Al Gore. I always wanted to thank him personally for this Internet thing. ---
**Author:** ![Kitten\_Goes\_To\_Paris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b77776/32.png) [@Kitten\_Goes\_To\_Paris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Goes_To_Paris)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/35 "2004-11-04T01:04:38Z")
**laina\_f** , working a job at a small company does not exclude one from fame or otherwise being well-known. Joey Buttafuoco was a mechanic… ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/36 "2004-11-04T01:11:28Z")
> [@Kitten Goes To Paris](#): > > **laina\_f** , working a job at a small company does not exclude one from fame or otherwise being well-known. Joey Buttafuoco was a mechanic… IANJB…nor anyone notorious. Sorry- I meant this as playful but I seem to have offended some of you. I apologize. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/37 "2004-11-04T01:17:04Z")
I knew it, you’re the guy who does that thing. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/38 "2004-11-04T01:22:34Z")
> [@Starving Artist](#): > > I don’t know. Exapno seems to get around. He does, it’s true. But I have been in (depending on where I’m working) up to 40 pubs a month. This year alone my name will appear in 18 books and 12 magazines. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/39 "2004-11-04T01:26:14Z")
> [@newcrasher](#): > > …in the real world. I have been visiting for years and posting very infrequently. If you knew who I am, you would smile ( i think ). > > 😉 No you’re not. If you knew who I was in real life, you’d know the U.N. was looking for me. And they’re not looking to ask me to buy Girl Scout cookies. Tripler Someone else said Adam West. I think you’re really Bob Denver. ---
**Author:** ![Kitten\_Goes\_To\_Paris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b77776/32.png) [@Kitten\_Goes\_To\_Paris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Goes_To_Paris)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/40 "2004-11-04T01:33:36Z")
Oh **newcrasher** , I didn’t mean it that way at all. ☹ I was just using an example of a “real-life” celebrity…someone who led an average life and job but who still became very well-known. This may or may not apply to you, and certainly does not imply that you are infamous or associating with Long Island Lolitas. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867.md?page=3)