# I am the most famous doper... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867 "2004-11-03T23:04:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/101 "2004-11-04T23:29:02Z")
GERALDO RIVERA!!! Open any good tombs, lately? šŸ˜› I donā€™t know why I keep coming in here. It isnā€™t as if weā€™re going to find outā€¦ I guess itā€™s the only thread thatā€™s kept me entertained in a while, soā€¦THANK YOU, newcrasher! May your fame grow. If you want it to. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/102 "2004-11-04T23:31:22Z")
I am not at all famous, and am in fact very unassuming and obscure. But once them bodies start turninā€™ up, hoo boy! ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/103 "2004-11-04T23:36:48Z")
Ooh, heā€™s Harry Knowles! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/104 "2004-11-04T23:40:18Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > Ooh, heā€™s Harry Knowles! Say-it-ainā€™t-so! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/105 "2004-11-05T00:18:25Z")
Are you bigger than a bread box? ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/106 "2004-11-05T00:22:14Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Are you bigger than a bread box? Harry Knowles is bigger than a bakery. ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/107 "2004-11-05T00:48:10Z")
Allan Smithee? ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/108 "2004-11-05T00:54:24Z")
Michael Moore? Elvis Presley? Santa Claus? ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/109 "2004-11-05T00:57:45Z")
Is it Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/110 "2004-11-05T01:09:37Z")
Iā€™m gonna go out on a limb and say Tucker Max. From [here](http://tuckermax.com/bucklepressure.html): > [@](#): > > I go up to every girl even remotely fuckable and tell her I think Iā€™m the most famous person in the room, and then ask what she thinks (this is after Wayne and Pennywise went out on stageā€“they were actually on the Jimmy Kimmel Show). Every single one had the same first questionā€“ā€œWhy are you famous?ā€ I told them that if they didnā€™t recognize me, they obviously werenā€™t as hip as the average 14 year old computer geek, and thus nowhere near cool enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/111 "2004-11-05T01:29:58Z")
The most famous doper must be someone weā€™ve talked about a lot. Therefore, I conclude youā€™re either: [ol] [li]goatse;[/li][li]Omarosa; or[/li][li]The guy who designed the Quiznoā€™s Spongmonkey ad.[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Oat1957](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Oat1957](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oat1957)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/112 "2004-11-05T01:41:05Z")
> [@newcrasher](#): > > Closest yetā€¦but alas I am NOT notoriousā€¦ Jon Lieberman ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/113 "2004-11-05T01:49:22Z")
You got nothinā€™. Iā€™m the eggman. /goo goo gah choo //obvious ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/114 "2004-11-05T02:20:46Z")
Oh! Oh! Youā€™re that guy! You know the guy? That guy ā€¦ The one with the really big ego. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/115 "2004-11-05T03:15:53Z")
> [@Greywolf73](#): > > Could you please be Jon Stewart? Not likely, but thatā€™s my (hopeful) guess. šŸ˜› **new(s)crasher** would be a perfect name for Jon Stewart after his star turn on _Crossfire!_ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Snaggletooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Snaggletooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snaggletooth)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/116 "2004-11-05T03:16:57Z")
I hope there is a point to thisā€¦ Stephen Glass? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/117 "2004-11-05T03:23:19Z")
> [@Snaggletooth](#): > > I hope there is a point to thisā€¦ > > Stephen Glass? Any relation to George? ---
**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/118 "2004-11-05T03:30:57Z")
Are any of you Salman Rushdie? ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/119 "2004-11-05T03:36:57Z")
Iā€™m not. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867/120 "2004-11-05T03:59:22Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > Ooh, heā€™s Harry Knowles! Harry Reems perhaps? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-the-most-famous-doper/272867.md?page=7)