# I am tired of all these dumbass bitches.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [August 17, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710 "2009-08-17T10:23:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/1 "2009-08-17T10:23:15Z")
Yes, you. Go fuck yourself. I am the coolest guy you will ever have. I show you the best time you ever had. Yes, there are other women, but that is not your business. Dumbass bitches.
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### Author:  [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/2 "2009-08-17T10:26:03Z")
I believe you missed the pit by that
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much.
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### Author:  [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/3 "2009-08-17T10:27:01Z")
Oh, and you are a dime a dozen. Got new bitches falling in love with me every day. Arrgh.
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### Author:  [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/4 "2009-08-17T10:40:26Z")
(I’m fully cognizant that this is probably a whoosh, but I’m going to pretend it’s not)
Perhaps it is your attitude towards women is causing your frustration. I sincerely hope you didn’t learn your interpersonal skills with the opposite sex from gangsta rappers marketed to suburban teenagers.
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### Author:  [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/5 "2009-08-17T10:58:51Z")
> [@An\_Arky](#):
>
> (I’m fully cognizant that this is probably a whoosh, but I’m going to pretend it’s not)
>
> Perhaps it is your attitude towards women is causing your frustration. I sincerely hope you didn’t learn your interpersonal skills with the opposite sex from gangsta rappers marketed to suburban teenagers.
Look, sweetie, you would be lucky just to know me. Time to refresh my bitches on why they should be happy to be in my company. I actually cannot believe that they don’t get how lucky they are. And at this point I don’t really care! I have a great time on my own.
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### Author:  [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/6 "2009-08-17T11:07:21Z")
But why so angry? Surely they deserve your pity for having such poor taste in suitors; condemned to an empty life without the awesomeness of your presence.
I weep for them; truly, I do.
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### Author:  [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/7 "2009-08-17T11:33:44Z")
Damnit Sam, I TOLD you to stop RPing dates down by the doghouse in the backyard, what will the neighbors think?
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### Author:  [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/8 "2009-08-17T12:08:12Z")
Baby, you need to sign up for LifeAlert™. You’re going to be alone a long time, it would be a shame for you to ruin the carpet.
😃
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### Author:  [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/9 "2009-08-17T12:28:52Z")
It sounds like pimpin’ got harder because hoes got smarter.
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/10 "2009-08-17T12:37:45Z")
Ah, who to choose? Mr. Loverman **Stan** or Smoove B? Stan has everything a woman could want. A wonderful way with words, total respect for women and a gentle and loving nature-- plus a bunch of other bitches.
Smoove B has Lionel Ritche on the stereo and good wine-- not that cheap box stuff but the good stuff in a bottle. He told me he’d splurge and get bottled wine with a cork! I think I’ll pick [Smoove](http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/view/smoove).
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### Author:  [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/11 "2009-08-17T12:40:35Z")
Just got back from doing a quick ten miles on my carbon frame bike. Fractured wrist not bothering me too much. Four weeks out and it hurts a little, but it is healing nicely. Now, why should I care about a dumbass girl again? I forgot… Nice day today.
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/12 "2009-08-17T12:53:11Z")
OK, dude – what’s going on? You’ve got, according to you, a river of women coming into your life, but you’re all hung up on one particular one.
Instead of giving us a torrent of bitter, how about sharing your story?
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### Author:  [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/13 "2009-08-17T13:04:39Z")
> [@tdn](#):
>
> OK, dude – what’s going on? You’ve got, according to you, a river of women coming into your life, but you’re all hung up on one particular one.
>
> Instead of giving us a torrent of bitter, how about sharing your story?
I love all my girls. They just need to STFU and get with the program. I had a cutie checking me out at the corner the other day, so there is always new fish in the sea.
I am not a conventionally attractive man, but I have a great attitude that makes up for it. I guess I am just kind of peeved that some of my women aren’t in line right now. Again, I seem to attract as many as there are out there, but I do actually care about two or three, ones I have been with for a while, and they need to get back in good order. It may be part of the problem that I have been messed up myself recently, but you would think that people you have loved and been with would back you up when the chips are down.
Whatever. I have a great relationship with my roomate, I guess you would call it a “Bromance”, and we get along good. I have known the guy for years, so Bro’s before Ho’s as they say.
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/14 "2009-08-17T13:31:00Z")
Why do I get the feeling the Stan’s “roommate” is really his mom and he lives in her basement?
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### Author:  [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/15 "2009-08-17T13:34:40Z")
I learned the hard way that ho’s don’t like to be called bitches all the time no matter what NWA says. Try to mix it up a little to show them you have a big vocabulary. “Cunt” is an long-time classic. “Dame” is good if you want to sound sophisticated.
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/16 "2009-08-17T13:43:48Z")
I’ll take Smoove B anyday. He’ll get me real chocolates, all the way from Paris.
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### Author:  [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/17 "2009-08-17T13:44:40Z")
I think he needs a hug. Or a punch in the face. Or best yet, a proper drink.
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### Author:  [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/18 "2009-08-17T13:49:18Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Why do I get the feeling the Stan’s “roommate” is really his mom and he lives in her basement?
My mom died ten years ago, and we don’t have basements in Southern California.
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### Author:  [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/19 "2009-08-17T13:50:18Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> I think he needs a hug. Or a punch in the face. Or best yet, a proper drink.
At this point, I would be down with all three. 😉
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/20 "2009-08-17T13:50:28Z")
Ok. Root cellar.
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