# I am tired of all these dumbass bitches. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 17, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710 "2009-08-17T10:23:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/21 "2009-08-17T13:54:52Z")
Whassa matter? Your right hand shacking up with some other guy again? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/22 "2009-08-17T13:55:23Z")
Nothing earns the love and respect of bitches like slappin’ em around when they disrespect you. Except for slappin’ em around when they DO love and respect you. Best to keep them guessing and afraid to set you off. I think that you should send them all a link to this thread so they can understand the depth of your feelings toward them. ---
**Author:** ![Claire\_Beauchamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Claire\_Beauchamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claire_Beauchamp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/23 "2009-08-17T13:55:39Z")
[George Sodini](http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/05/pennsylvania.gym.shooting/), is that you? Oh wait, you’re dead. Still … ---
**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/24 "2009-08-17T14:09:12Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I think that you should send them all a link to this thread so they can understand the depth of your feelings toward them. I don’t let them on the Intertubes. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/25 "2009-08-17T14:15:19Z")
If you did, they might get better at blowing and sucking through them. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/26 "2009-08-17T14:22:48Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I think that you should send them all a link to this thread so they can understand the depth of your feelings toward them. > [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > I don’t let them on the Intertubes. Imaginary people aren’t very good at mouse-clicking anyway. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/27 "2009-08-17T14:49:01Z")
[Do you own any striped shirts?](http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=239&SectionID=11) [Also, I am going to set you up with someone.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=528321) Peace out ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/28 "2009-08-17T15:30:50Z")
> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > I love all my girls. They just need to STFU and get with the program. I had a cutie checking me out at the corner the other day, so there is always new fish in the sea. Have you let your girls know about the cuties checking you out? Just curious. Us bitches loves us some good competition. Who knows, maybe you can get 'em to wrestle. That usually cheers my man right up. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/29 "2009-08-17T15:39:36Z")
Not only is **Stan Shmenge** the greatest driver since Dale Earnhardt, he’s the best thing to happen to women since Ike Turner. I kid, of course. **Stan Shmenge** sounds like a real catch- in the same sense that gonorrhea is a catch. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/30 "2009-08-17T15:42:46Z")
Keep your pimp hand strong. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/31 "2009-08-17T15:43:44Z")
This thread is surreal. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/32 "2009-08-17T15:46:27Z")
> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > At this point, I would be down with all three. 😉 I routinely dispense two of the three. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/33 "2009-08-17T16:08:34Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Keep your pimp hand strong. :dubious: Shouldn’t have told her that. Shoulda smacked her, black. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/34 "2009-08-17T16:25:10Z")
> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > I love all my girls. They just need to STFU and get with the program. I had a cutie checking me out at the corner the other day, so there is always new fish in the sea. > > I am not a conventionally attractive man, \*\*but I have a great attitude that makes up for it. \*\* Seem mutually exclusive to me. (Bolding mine) ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/35 "2009-08-17T17:22:35Z")
> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > I am not a conventionally attractive man, but I have a great attitude that makes up for it. Is this one of those “What i lack in intelligence, i make up in stupidity” type of contrasts? ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/36 "2009-08-17T18:12:43Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Is this one of those “What i lack in intelligence, i make up in stupidity” type of contrasts? Likely much in the same way that “it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean” applies to our little Stanimal. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/37 "2009-08-17T18:16:56Z")
I suspect the OP is using “bitches” in its primary sense: Female canines. Would that make the whole thread more sensible? ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/38 "2009-08-17T18:23:00Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > I suspect the OP is using “bitches” in its primary sense: Female canines. > > Would that make the whole thread more sensible? No it wouldn’t. The OP specifically mentions women, so female canines are out. Unless… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/39 "2009-08-17T20:40:34Z")
I hope all of these girls end up in with cops in their next relationships. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/40 "2009-08-17T20:45:29Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Likely much in the same way that “it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean” applies to our little Stanimal. Takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710.md?page=3)