# I am tired of all these dumbass bitches. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 17, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710 "2009-08-17T10:23:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/41 "2009-08-17T21:34:54Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > Likely much in the same way that “it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean” applies to our little Stanimal. [**Stan** ’s boat.](http://mythsnlegends.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/boat-over-desert.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/42 "2009-08-17T22:11:55Z")
So, how many bitches do you _have_ anyway, **Stan**? What is that saying - mo bitches, mo problems? ---
**Author:** ![shinto46](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@shinto46](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shinto46)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/43 "2009-08-17T22:15:40Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > So, how many bitches do you _have_ anyway, **Stan**? What is that saying - mo bitches, mo problems? Beastiality was illegal in the U.S.A. last time I checked. Leave the poor dogs alone you creep! ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/44 "2009-08-17T22:18:48Z")
> [@shinto46](#): > > Beastiality was illegal in the U.S.A. last time I checked. Leave the poor dogs alone you creep! Isn’t _bestiality_ only illegal in some parts of the U.S.? Well, most, but not all parts? But still, leave the dogs alone **Stan**. A guy like you can easily find a woman, I’m sure of it. Right ladies? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/45 "2009-08-17T22:22:42Z")
Stan, do you by chance live in Kentucky, and also are a shepherd? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/46 "2009-08-17T22:31:25Z")
I was going to ask if he was from Pennsylvania. ---
**Author:** ![GardeningSpirit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@GardeningSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GardeningSpirit)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/47 "2009-08-18T00:49:40Z")
Gotta be impressed by Stan’s sense of self-worth and a vocabulary to match! My mind is boggled over Stan’s ability to: nurse a broken wrist, juggle bitches, ride a bike, and yet still be able to find the time to sing his own praises. It kind of reminds me of that old Carly Simon song about vanity. ---
**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/48 "2009-08-18T02:52:14Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > So, how many bitches do you _have_ anyway, **Stan**? What is that saying - mo bitches, mo problems? Not even close. It’s “Mo money, mo problems” and “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.” **Stan Shmenge** , I feel bad for you son. Stan, if you’re actually serious about this thread, you may need to work on your lady skills. You come across like [this guy](http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/07/24/voicemail-from-a-crazy-stalker/#more-3) ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/49 "2009-08-18T03:08:33Z")
> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > Yes, you. Go fuck yourself. I am the coolest guy you will ever have. I show you the best time you ever had. Yes, there are other women, but that is not your business. Dumbass bitches. What a great pick-up line! How often does that work? Just curious. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/50 "2009-08-18T03:34:55Z")
> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#): > > Look, sweetie, you would be lucky just to know me. Time to refresh my bitches on why they should be happy to be in my company. I actually cannot believe that they don’t get how lucky they are. And at this point I\*\* don’t really care! I have a great time on my own\*\*. Bolding mine. I do not doubt you have a lot of great times with yourself. Personally, I think this is just a giant whoosh. ---
**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/51 "2009-08-18T04:11:01Z")
I thought so at first too but he’s carrying on for so long that it’d be more like trolling than a whoosh. ---
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/52 "2009-08-18T04:27:08Z")
Or viral marketing. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/53 "2009-08-18T04:38:33Z")
Looks like Stan went flaccid from this thread. Clearly, we can keep it up but Stan cannot. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710/54 "2009-08-18T04:54:06Z")
I thought this was some kind of stupid performance art…then I remembered some of Stan’s other threads. Yes Wilbur, he really is that dumb… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-all-these-dumbass-bitches/506710.md?page=2)