# I am tired of you playing the cripple **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 3, 2016, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032 "2016-07-03T22:43:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/21 "2016-07-04T01:15:28Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Are you referring to Johnny Damon? He was a pretty good center fielder but hardly warrants being called “God”. No I mean the brother of that goodwill craigslist guy. DAMN THSI AUTRO CRRE T THING IS COMEXY GOLD ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/22 "2016-07-04T01:27:03Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Current, though we’ve been estranged in the same house for decades. how old is your daughter? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/23 "2016-07-04T01:37:59Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > You’re thinking about that time the drunk step-mother tried karaoke and sang that one song. No, not that song, the other one. Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I’ll never forget it. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/24 "2016-07-04T01:43:21Z")
FFS = Facial Feminization Surgery? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/25 "2016-07-04T01:48:20Z")
FFS = Fantastic Flying Schwartzes ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/26 "2016-07-04T01:51:17Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > FFS = Fantastic Flying Schwartzes Sounds kinda antisemitic to me ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/27 "2016-07-04T02:17:03Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > You are required to walk maybe fifty feet. You are not so disabled to do that. It could be more a mental issue - a [centipede’s dilemma](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Centipede%27s_Dilemma). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/28 "2016-07-04T02:42:28Z")
Fanatical Feminist Slug? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/29 "2016-07-04T02:57:10Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Are you referring to Johnny Damon? He was a pretty good center fielder but hardly warrants being called “God”. I thought he meant Matt Damon, you know, from that movie, _God Will Hunting_? ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/30 "2016-07-04T03:26:12Z")
Would the OP please explain what the fuck you are on about? ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/31 "2016-07-04T03:45:05Z")
> [@White SIFL](#): > > Would the OP please explain what the fuck you are on about? How sure are you of the wisdom of this question? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/32 "2016-07-04T04:50:49Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Our daughter is having a party. You are required to walk maybe fifty feet. You are not so disabled to do that. Get off your dead ass, FFS. Can he use Cerebro…? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/33 "2016-07-04T05:02:09Z")
I understand it all! And I’ve got the perfect solution. But if the OP doesn’t want to put in 30 seconds to actually communicate, neither do I. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/34 "2016-07-04T06:17:18Z")
Hey now millions of us suffer from dead ass syndrome and its no walk in the park I assure you. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/35 "2016-07-04T08:16:13Z")
Nor is it a cakewalk, although someone left the cake out in the rain. ---
**Author:** ![jasnooks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@jasnooks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasnooks)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/36 "2016-07-04T09:15:27Z")
I tooted ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/37 "2016-07-04T11:06:26Z")
My guess is the OP was PWD – posting whilst drunk/doped/demented/delusional/depressed/ “your comment here”. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/38 "2016-07-04T11:26:02Z")
Whatever. Just stop taking Matt Damon’s name in vain. Only his buddy Aflac can do that. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/39 "2016-07-04T12:38:21Z")
I haven’t seen Bats vs Supes yet, but I have no problem with Aflac as Batman… as long as we’re talking about the duck. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032/40 "2016-07-04T13:17:39Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Sounds kinda antisemitic to me You know who else was antisemitic? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-tired-of-you-playing-the-cripple/759032.md?page=3)