# I am truly a Doper now; I've got a cyberstalker!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 18, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432 "2001-04-18T15:29:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/1 "2001-04-18T15:29:18Z")
I’ve now gotten seven emails from the same person concerning my posts on this board. Most are repeats, so I’ll just post the originals, as it were: > [@](#): > > _email entitled LYING RACIST BIGOT!!!_ > You like to talk tough, but you are just covering for the fact that you are stupid and have no life. Read your own hate-filled posts, month after month, and try to defend your racist lies. Does your mother know you are like this? > Something tells me that no matter how much of a racist she is you would still hide it from her. > > Go on, show her what you’ve written. No matter how despicable you think she is, she will still be shocked! > > Regístrate y obtén un correo gratuito, seguro y de por vida en: [http://www.OficinadeCorreo.com](http://www.OficinadeCorreo.com) ¡Ahora con capacidad de 10 MB! > > No olvides visitar el mejor chat de Latinoamérica, ven y conéctate con el mundo en [http://www.barriolatino.com](http://www.barriolatino.com) and > [@](#): > > _email entitled SCUM!!!_ > YOU ARE SCUM!!! > > Regístrate y obtén un correo gratuito, seguro y de por vida en: [http://www.OficinadeCorreo.com](http://www.OficinadeCorreo.com) ¡Ahora con capacidad de 10 MB! > > No olvides visitar el mejor chat de Latinoamérica, ven y conéctate con el mundo en [http://www.barriolatino.com](http://www.barriolatino.com) I could report these to the person’s ISP, but that’s not my style. I prefer “naming and shaming”. Sua ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/2 "2001-04-18T15:48:17Z")
So, **Sua** ; where are all these scummy racist bigoted lies you posted? I did a careful search and I couldn’t find any, but I only went back 30 days… Also, I presume you’ve given the emails to **Tuba** or **Ed**? ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/3 "2001-04-18T15:56:02Z")
You mean, you haven’t gotten the one I sent called _YOU LYING RACIST SCUM!!!_ Damn. I need to check my server. Adios. (Really, Sua, you–racist? Please. Some people need to get a life.) ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/4 "2001-04-18T15:58:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xenophon41 \* > So, **Sua** ; where are all these scummy racist bigoted lies you posted? I did a careful search and I couldn’t find any, but I only went back 30 days… **xeno** , it’s like this - I have been very careful to hide my racism, bigotry, homophobia, etc. when posting on this board. Ya see, I’m really the Imperial Wizard of the New York City KKK. My plan had been to make reasonable posts on this board, develop a reputation as an intelligent poster, then slowly show my true self. Then people would realize that it’s reasonable and intelligent to be a scummy racist bigoted liar. But damn my cyberstalker for seeing through my brilliant plan!! > [@](#): > > Also, I presume you’ve given the emails to **Tuba** or **Ed**? Yeah, and he/she is not a poster, at least not under the identification on the email. Sua ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/5 "2001-04-18T16:01:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > I could report these to the person’s ISP, but that’s not my style. I prefer “naming and shaming”. Okay, I admit I’m dense sometimes, but I don’t perceive the name in your posts. Did I miss it? And you should definately forward these to Ed or TubaDiva. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/6 "2001-04-18T16:04:27Z")
Dammit! _I_ wanted to be Sua’s cyber stalker! [sub]Fuck. Was that my out loud voice?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/7 "2001-04-18T16:09:21Z")
**2nd Law** , I didn’t post the email address for fear of crossing a line. I’m not sure such a line exists, but better safe than sorry. Sua ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/8 "2001-04-18T16:10:05Z")
I’m with Falcon, I read the thread title and thought “aww crap, someone else beat me to it!” But thankfully, after reading the emails, I realize that the position of “amorous, perverted cyberstalker” is still available. Race ya to the email, Falc! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/9 "2001-04-18T16:30:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Ya see, I’m really the Imperial Wizard of the New York City KKK Dude! I’m the Grand Dragon! Damned sheets, I never seem to recognize my friends at the rallies. Wanna have a few beers after next Tuesday’s lynchings? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/10 "2001-04-18T17:04:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > \*\* Ya see, I’m really the Imperial Wizard of the New York City KKK. My plan had been to make reasonable posts on this board, develop a reputation as an intelligent poster, then slowly show my true self. \*\* Oh. Oh dear. That was YOU? At Bed, Bath and Beyond? Buying the white sheets and pinking shears, and the three cans of _Scotchguard_brand fabric protector? WOW !!! \*\*_Sua stands tall before her people, and reads from her prepared text:_ \*\* > [@](#): > > I hereby call to order this meeting of the **New York City Krispy Kreme Kouncil**. Let all who glorify the great image and taste of a KK stand up and be counted. ( Much standing and Witnessing, accompanied by the incomparable sound of over 1,300 mouths biting into jelly-filled powder donuts at the same moment) Hear ye, hear ye, proud we are of our insulin-insulting ways. Flaunting both body image issues and dental hygeine and proud of the fact that we indeed do brush our teeth with extra Bavarian Kreme, we stand together. The few. The proud. The Kreme de la Kreme of New York dessert society. Let us rejoice. Yea, let us throw caution to the wind !!! Rejoice !!! . Ooooooooooooooh yes, **Sua** , we know you. We know your kind. \. And we watch. And wait… some day the **K.K.K. of NYC** will fall. Then and only then, will the Grand Funk of Dunk arise ! ARIIIIIIIIIIIISE !!! \< falls to floor gurgling incomprehensibly \> 😛 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/11 "2001-04-18T17:05:35Z")
wait a tar-sheeted minute here. **magdalene** and I divied you up some [time ago,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64728) or didn’t you notice? ::mutter, mutter, damned cyberstalkers always horning in where ya don’t want em:: (aside to **Cartoon** [sub] Sua’s male[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/12 "2001-04-18T17:09:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wring \* > \*\* (aside to **Cartoon** [sub] Sua’s male )[/sub] \*\* Oh. God. Duh. Sorry, Sua 😃 ---
**Author:** ![zero\_hr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/6de8d8/32.png) [@zero\_hr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zero_hr)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/13 "2001-04-18T19:17:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xenophon41 \* > **So, Sua; where are all these scummy racist bigoted lies you posted? I did a careful search and I couldn’t find any, but I only went back 30 days…** Just a guess, but this thread sticks out to me as being controversial, one that might have insulted someone: [Those Israelis are meanies, they’re using their big guns.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=66146) I wouldn’t consider the mid-east strife racial, per se, but I believe some arabs do. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/14 "2001-04-18T21:36:58Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > \*\* (quoting irate fan) Does your mother know you are like this? > No matter how despicable you think she is, she will still be shocked!_\* This reference to shocking Sua’s mom seems rather pointless. After all, she must already know he’s a lawyer. How much more embarassing could it get? :)\*\* > [@](#): > > ¡Ahora con capacidad de 10 MB!\*\* Braggart. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/15 "2001-04-18T22:48:45Z")
Zero hr: Yeah, but the fact that the mystery stalker is berating her in Spanish would seem to indicate that s/he felt that Sua had been dissing La Raza. I don’t know a whole lot of latinos who get that bent out of shape over Israel one way or the other. If it had been the Israeli thread, wouldn’t Arabic or Hebrew have been more appropriate (depending on which way this twisted little mind has been misinterpreting Sua’s posts.) ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/16 "2001-04-18T23:32:39Z")
Maybe you met them in Latin American chat… don’t forget! Only funny if you know Spanish ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/17 "2001-04-19T12:52:26Z")
Yo **Sua** , If you want, send 'em my way for a little “readucation”. I’ve had a rough week, and will next, so I could use to take some frustrations out on a moron . . Tripler Posting on the 18th hour 43rd minute of my work shift. Don’t ask . . . ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/18 "2001-04-19T13:43:25Z")
Sua is **male** folks. And from what I’ve gathered over the past several months, he’s actually a decent guy. I don’t know _how_ he ended up in his current profession, but we all know how crazy this world is. So he’s a not the sharpest crayone in the box - we love him anyways. [sub]NY City is not the most condusive atmosphere to hold a clan meeting, eh?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/19 "2001-04-19T13:58:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > Yo **Sua** , > > If you want, send 'em my way for a little “re **a** ducation”. For the record, let me just say … BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! ::Pats **Tripler** on the head:: Definitely a bad day, dude. As for the Israeli thread, yeah, I knew that would be controversial when I posted it. I tried to make clear I wasn’t taking sides on who was right in the conflict, just talking about tactics, but I knew it would get misinterpreted. And, of course, as **Nimune** pointed out, why would a Hispanic person take such great offense (my cyberstalker’s eddress was Spanish, as well)? One other point: **Sua Sponte** is _Latin_, folks. Ya know, that old dead language? At least in this context, it is genderless. I weep for our educational system. 🙂 Sua ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432/20 "2001-04-19T16:26:25Z")
No one messes with Sua Sponte. Except wring and me. We have the right to mess with his head and the right of _prima noci_ (I probably misspelled that, kiss my ass, link me to an online Latin dictionary so I can look up what Sua Sponte means, or both). Everyone clear on that? Or does wring need to send in some of her “clients” to make it clear? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-truly-a-doper-now-ive-got-a-cyberstalker/62432.md?page=2)