# I Am Woman, Hear me go BRRRRAAAAPPPP... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 5, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001 "2001-04-05T23:57:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/1 "2001-04-05T23:57:22Z")
I just bought a chainsaw today! 14" blade, something-or-other horsepower. I cut part of a BIG dead tree down, then into little pieces. What a blast! I love my new toy!! I’m running around looking for things to chop up now! Good thing my house is brick. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/2 "2001-04-06T00:00:21Z")
…but I can bake wicked scones. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/3 "2001-04-06T00:00:28Z")
**Carina42** , I **LIKE** you! ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/4 "2001-04-06T00:00:52Z")
Cool. I’ve always thought women should have more power tools. Happiest Christmas my Mom ever had was when she got her jigsaw. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/5 "2001-04-06T00:07:09Z")
Am I the only one who looked at this thread title and thought “Who farted?” ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/6 "2001-04-06T00:11:57Z")
[quote] Am I the only one who looked at this thread title and thought “Who farted?” [/quote I actually thought it was about females not being self-conscious about \*\* burping \*\* … hehe… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/7 "2001-04-06T00:25:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Am I the only one who looked at this thread title and thought “Who farted?” \*\* Great minds, Euty. Great minds. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/8 "2001-04-06T00:31:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Am I the only one who looked at this thread title and thought “Who farted?” \*\* No, you are most definitely not. ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/9 "2001-04-06T00:50:37Z")
Oh great. Now it’s a farting thread. :rolleyes: Men. Feh. {b]UncleBill & dwyr\*\* Thankyou! I do like _BIG_ tools. 😃 **TheLoadedDog** yesyesyesyes. Scones, Yum. ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/10 "2001-04-06T01:29:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Am I the only one who looked at this thread title and thought “Who farted?” \*\* Yeah, and isn’t “BIG dead tree” a euphemism for feces? Never mind, I will go back to work now… ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/11 "2001-04-06T02:01:44Z")
Heck, I thought she was burping on first reading the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/12 "2001-04-06T02:22:26Z")
OK, I burp, I fart, I like power tools. I paint my toenails, spend a lot of $$ on fancy facial creams & cute shoes, too. What IS it with men and body functions? So, uh…what brand of chainsaw do _you_ like best? And, why? I’m going to waddle off & fart now. 'Scuse me… ---
**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/13 "2001-04-06T02:56:48Z")
Homelite, its the only chainsaw in my opinion. Anyone remember the Evil Dead?. Ash carried a Homelite. Everytime I think of useing one of those babies an evil grin creeps its way accross my face…muwahaha 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/14 "2001-04-06T03:09:23Z")
**Carina** – Remember: “If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.” Find a friend who isn’t interested in power tools and have her tell you when to stop cutting stuff. Give her a secret code word to break the hypnotic spell. Your new chainsaw can’t really talk to you. The voice that keeps saying “Cut something else!” is coming from inside your own brain. When you hear the code word, **Carina** , go to the light. Turn away from the darkness that is trying to seduce you to reduce more and more things to sawdust. Repeat this mantra: “Pieces of wood more than four inches long have a place in this world too.” You can beat this thing if you are determined to embrace normality, but remember, this is a choice only you can make. And, um, make sure your friend doesn’t have any prosthetic limbs – that would confuse the message. ---
**Author:** ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/15 "2001-04-06T03:10:21Z")
BTW here is a link to [Homelite](http://products.homelite.com/webapp/commerce/command/ProductDisplay?prnbr=Timberman&prmenbr=8462&cgnbr=HLCHAIN) And listen to the band Jackyl…they do songs with chainsaws…hehe ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/16 "2001-04-06T03:34:17Z")
> [@](#): > > I Am Woman, Hear me go BRRRRAAAAPPPP… I assume, that means the Tim-the-Tool-Man-Taylor, brrrraaaappp Eh, I got tools too. Even seen a woman sport a six foot level? I thought not. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/17 "2001-04-06T03:39:40Z")
Just double checking. Kevlar pants? Impact glasses? I’m serious here. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/18 "2001-04-06T04:00:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > > \*\*Am I the only one who looked at this thread title and thought “Who farted?” \*\* > > Great minds, Euty. Great minds. \*\* Does my instant fart assumption mean my mind is as great as Euty’s and Coldfire’s? Wow! Who knew it was that easy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/19 "2001-04-06T04:08:38Z")
OK!!! HAND over the chainsaw… these aint no things for no WIMMINS!!! …silly wimmins…I mean, thats kinda cute and all but sheesh… Back to the kitchen honey. **pats your behind** ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001/20 "2001-04-06T04:11:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stoid \* > \*\*Does my instant fart assumption mean my mind is as great as Euty’s and Coldfire’s? Wow! Who knew it was that easy! 😃 > \*\* BWAAHAHA!!! You might want to raise your sites a little higher… hehe Good one Stoid. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-woman-hear-me-go-brrrraaaapppp/61001.md?page=2)