I am your better. Do as I say.

I like that not knowing about other areas means you shouldn’t even explore them. The unknown is to be feared from a safe distance.

**Chessic *will never return

*I also got it.

Of course, Charlie’s wife had the good sense to have a fare card with enough money on it before she entered the Scollay Square Station.

I was on the chess team in high school. I have never, ever heard of this term whatsoever, so I googled “chessic sensation” and there is ONE result: Your post.

Try again?

edit: I’m a janitor, btw. How does it feel to get busted by your inferior?

You’re not his inferior in any sense of the term. Especially considering he seems to be some sort of intern with egomania.

The Sigmund Freud tribute band?

Siggy Pop and the Psychadelic Furnitures?

I don’t get it, and would like it explained to me.

Also, I think the reason that Chessic is not returning is because his internship is over.

Here you go.

It’s a reference to the Charlie on the MTA song, which revolves around an exit charge from a subway car. The bit about sandwiches refers to the fourth verse:

(on preview, I see someone’s linked a youtube video, which I can’t watch from work; having already written all this, I’ll leave it and its lack of a sense of humor intact).

I would just like to point out this part of the OP:

I’m willing to bet that the Metro employee who confronted a turnstile jumper so many years ago never fell for a Ponzi scheme, let alone considered going back for a second bite at the apple.

Wow, that’s a deep cut

Ouch.

Just gonna leave this here.

You dug up a seven year old thread to … I can’t even … What?

The irony, necessarily pointed out, is that most people become wiser with the passing of time.

Most people.

It’s petty and ridiculous and really, really funny.

Bravo, sir, bravo. Also, if I have ever slighted you in any way during our shared time on this board, I didn’t mean it and I’m sorry.

+eleventy

Wow.

Remind me to never ever piss off Ravenman.

When you hear about laser-guided karma, you can smile knowing who’s probably aiming the designator. :smiley: