# I am your king; you must come and pay homage **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739 "2019-03-30T01:40:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/41 "2019-03-30T11:50:34Z")
For the King I’ve made the finest suit of clothes in all the land! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/42 "2019-03-30T12:02:58Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > For the King I’ve made the finest suit of clothes in all the land! _Nobody_ wants to see that. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/43 "2019-03-30T12:35:05Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > For the King I’ve made the finest suit of clothes in all the land! You have gained our favor. You are now the Minister of the Royal Wardrobe. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/44 "2019-03-30T12:58:06Z")
I need about three-fiddy ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/45 "2019-03-30T13:11:42Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > You have gained our favor. You are now the Minister of the Royal Wardrobe. _cue music_ _Purple Reign_ ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/46 "2019-03-30T13:30:53Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > simster, you are confined to the dungeon. So says the king. the ‘king’ can say whatever he likes - this \*\*King \*\*has the support of the tiger wielding pie bringing people and has promised beer. Your typo will be your undoing. Now, where’s my royal guardsman? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/47 "2019-03-30T13:35:00Z")
I have the tiger-retriever ready to gaurd the King-o-dude as he sits on his toilet, er throne. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/48 "2019-03-30T13:35:28Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Now, where’s my royal guardsman? Right here boss. Who do you need drawn and quartered? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/49 "2019-03-30T14:06:48Z")
> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#): > > Well, I didn’t vote for you. I thought we’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/50 "2019-03-30T14:11:22Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > I thought we’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. No, we’re a syndicalist-anarcho collective… or was it a collectivist-anarcho syndicate? I can’t keep it straight. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/51 "2019-03-30T14:36:40Z")
> [@simster](#): > > the ‘king’ can say whatever he likes - this \*\*King \*\*has the support of the tiger wielding pie bringing people and has promised beer. > > Your typo will be your undoing. > > Now, where’s my royal guardsman? Pretenders to the throne can quibble about trivialities like grammar. The true king speaks how he likes. Your whining from the dungeon will go unanswered. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/52 "2019-03-30T14:43:24Z")
All this palace intrigue is wearing on the nerves. I’m just looking for my Prince. His shiny armor was delivered. And the trash needs to go out to the curb. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/53 "2019-03-30T14:45:16Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Right here boss. Who do you need drawn and quartered? You have been confined to the oubliette. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/54 "2019-03-30T14:51:10Z")
**Mr Shine** ’s house of guillotines is now open for business, at very reasonable prices. Just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/55 "2019-03-30T14:54:30Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > You have been confined to the oubliette. Sorry dude, you can’t lock me up, I have the Praetorian Guard backing me up, and we are loyal to the true and rightful king, **simster the magnificent**. You were too busy appointing ministers, viziers, and jesters while ignoring the people and the need for beer. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/56 "2019-03-30T15:18:51Z")
I say unto my followers thusly… Beer - beer and beer. We shall have beer from the kegs, the cans and the rivers themselves shall flow with the water that makes thine beer. We shall also have pizza - and pretzels. Let those that stand with that four-eyed guy rejoice - for they shall have beer as well - for I am an honorable and just King. but for him - he can have… well hell - he can have a beer too - but only one - until he dost see the error of his ways. uhhh — better make that four then. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/57 "2019-03-30T15:21:29Z")
Sorry I’m late, did sombody say paté? Or was that pah-tey? Potty? If it was paté, that’s beckdawreck’s department, but ne careful, I’ve heard it can be, effervescent. The potty is down the hall, last door or the right (throne room is to the left you drunk idjit) Now, where and when is the corona, er coronation party? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/58 "2019-03-30T15:21:54Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > All this palace intrigue is wearing on the nerves. I’m just looking for my Prince. His shiny armor was delivered. And the trash needs to go out to the curb. He’s nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/59 "2019-03-30T15:39:04Z")
> [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > **Mr Shine** ’s house of guillotines is now open for business, at very reasonable prices. Just sayin’ Prices slashed!!! ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739/60 "2019-03-30T17:02:42Z")
[Youtube Simpson’s clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAsIx3oPY-8&feature=youtu.be&t=20) that summarizes my response. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-your-king-you-must-come-and-pay-homage/831739.md?page=4)