# I apologize for reporting a post. Here's why.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091>\
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**Created:** [September 21, 2015, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091 "2015-09-21T12:29:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091/21 "2015-09-22T01:01:49Z")

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> [@user\_hostile](#):
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> I crashed the Internet.

Dude, I was _using_ that Internet!

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091/22 "2015-09-22T01:24:24Z")

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> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> I’m an engineer. I’m not expected to be able to spell anyway.
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> (Engineers in general are notoriously bad spellers)

Cite: creat()

And I’d like to apologize for this both obscure and completely obvious post.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091/23 "2015-09-22T02:09:52Z")

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> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> I’m an engineer. I’m not expected to be able to spell anyway.
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> (Engineers in general are notoriously bad spellers)

Too true. I worked with a civil engineer once whose spelling was so bad

[pauses for mandatory chorus of “How bad was it?”]

His spelling was so bad, I bought him a bad speller’s dictionary, which let him look up the word the way he \*thought \*it was spelled and gave him the correct spelling.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091/24 "2015-09-22T13:47:27Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> I apologize for not reporting the falsely reported post in this thread.

A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091/25 "2015-09-22T16:27:38Z")

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**kopek** has now been sacked, with the apologies of the management.

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091/26 "2015-09-23T15:35:52Z")

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Hollow apologies mean nothing. Donate or get out.

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**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091/27 "2015-09-23T21:10:32Z")

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A donation to **user\_hostile** ’s junior-mod and Internet recovery fund is always welcomed.

Otherwise, you will be reported.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091/28 "2015-09-23T21:22:03Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> **kopek** has now been sacked, with the apologies of the management.

Reported. This has gotten far too silly.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-for-reporting-a-post-heres-why/732091/29 "2015-09-24T19:50:08Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> Reported.

> [@Knorf](#):
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> Reported.

> [@Knorf](#):
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> Reported.

Repeated.

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