# I apologize to Dex and to the board

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-to-dex-and-to-the-board/413590
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [July 29, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-to-dex-and-to-the-board/413590 "2007-07-29T15:29:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-to-dex-and-to-the-board/413590/41 "2007-07-31T03:51:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical]  
This thread has jumped the snark.  
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_Last_ week was Snark Week.

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### Author: ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-to-dex-and-to-the-board/413590/42 "2007-07-31T04:24:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Kat]  
No. I ate the last of them.

_looks at her hand_

Oh, my GOD! My fingers are ORANGE!  
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A guy goes to the the doctor and says, “Hey! MY xxxxxxxxxx is orange. What’s the problem?”

I leave it to the imagination for the rest.

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### Author: ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-to-dex-and-to-the-board/413590/43 "2007-07-31T07:35:32Z")

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This thread is actually about

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### Author: ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-to-dex-and-to-the-board/413590/44 "2007-07-31T08:35:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Kat]  
No. I ate the last of them.

_looks at her hand_

Oh, my GOD! My fingers are ORANGE!  
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Have you ever noticed that even though we’ve seen him in comic books for decades, television shows for almost as long, and at least three feature films now, that there is no bulge in the front of The Thing’s jockey shorts? It’s all he wears, and given how his rockification exaggerated many other parts of his anatomy(check out the brow ridges), somehow the jockeys are still featureless as if they were on a dept store mannequin.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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### Author: ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-to-dex-and-to-the-board/413590/45 "2007-07-31T11:37:01Z")

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[QUOTE=sturmhauke]  
This thread is actually about

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Why are you so sad even when surrounded by happiness?

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### Author: ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-apologize-to-dex-and-to-the-board/413590/46 "2007-07-31T13:02:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Kozmik]  
I no longer control the hand. The hand controls _me_!  
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So, you’re saying you are a sock puppet? BAN HIM!

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