# I Banish Myself from the Kingdom of The Pwincess Pwecious **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860 "2004-05-06T17:02:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/21 "2004-05-06T19:25:56Z")
Magda ruled. Good luck in your new digs, Eve. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/22 "2004-05-06T19:33:29Z")
I could never understand a word Magda said, either (a London friend tells me that’s “a very specific neighborhood-of-London accent”). But I mean the _attitude_. Everyone on the floor hates the Fashion Harpy, but she’s a Very Important Stylist who sets up all our fashion shoots (while striding around screaming into her phone and flinging Next Season’s Trends all over the floor: “_You!_ Don’t step on that! It’s _Chanel!_”), so killing her would inconvenience the whole fashion dept. for at least a month or two. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/23 "2004-05-06T19:46:16Z")
So are ‘they’ discussing the end of Friends? What will happen with Wross and Wrachel? We need one last transcript from them **Eve**. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/24 "2004-05-06T20:09:22Z")
Today they’ve been sharing photos of the Pwincess Pwecious’ spawn, The Infanta Pwecious (“she’s so _cuuuuuute!_”). And a cutesy-ootsey fightsy-wightsy bwoke out when Sir Pwecious took something from the Pwincess’ cubicle without asking (“You’re _meeeeeeaaaan!_ Give it _baaaaaack!_”). I can’t wait to get home and kick some puppies. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/25 "2004-05-06T20:10:53Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > You know Kathy Burke, who played Madga, Patsy’s magazine boss on _Ab Fab_? Picture a six-foot tall, 90-pound, New York version of her. Could be worse. Could be Bubbles. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/26 "2004-05-06T20:45:03Z")
> [@Bambi Hassenpfeffer](#): > > Could be worse. Could be Bubbles. Oh, that would be Gail, across the hall from me. I love _her_. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/27 "2004-05-06T21:05:04Z")
That is so terrible. I am still in school, so all I have are the Super Sluts. They like to wear shorts so short, thongs are longer. And they are SO FREAKING ANNOYING! If I have to hear ONE more terribley sung songs while I am trying to concentrate, I will shove my pencil down their throat, yank out their voice box, and shove it up their ass. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/28 "2004-05-06T21:32:31Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > You know Kathy Burke, who played Madga, Patsy’s magazine boss on _Ab Fab_? Picture a six-foot tall, 90-pound, New York version of her. My wife refers to women who look like this as “social x-rays”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/29 "2004-05-06T23:10:12Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > My wife refers to women who look like this as “social x-rays”. 😃 Oh, I _long_ to be a social X-ray! No, Fashion Harpy is just a Loud, Annoying Bitch. I love the Fashionistas. Thea: “Eve, we should form a bulemia support group–you hold my hair, and I’ll hold yours!” ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/30 "2004-05-06T23:20:44Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > I love the Fashionistas. Thea: “Eve, we should form a bulemia support group–you hold my hair, and I’ll hold yours!” I met a bulemia support group in the women’s room at El Torito once. They gossiped merrily over fajitas and margaritas and then they all trouped off to the restroom and had them again the other way. I decided I could wait to pee until I got home. ---
**Author:** ![ILovCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e99b99/32.png) [@ILovCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILovCoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/31 "2004-05-07T00:41:48Z")
> [@EVE](#): > > I love the Fashionistas. Thea: “Eve, we should form a bulemia support group–you hold my hair, and I’ll hold yours!” > [@cher3](#): > > I met a bulemia support group in the women’s room at El Torito once. They gossiped merrily over fajitas and margaritas and then they all trouped off to the restroom and had them again the other way. I decided I could wait to pee until I got home. Eve, Cher3 Thank you–I just laughed out loud for the first time in 10 days. 😃 I truly needed that. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/32 "2004-05-07T02:19:01Z")
> [@](#): > > God’s Jamaican? > > Suddenly that whole platypus thing is making a lot of sense… Yeah, It does kinda answer all those pesky questions, don’t it? ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/33 "2004-05-07T16:35:58Z")
**Eve** , dear, it was never a _kingdom_. It was a **pwincipawity**. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/34 "2004-05-07T17:05:56Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > And I have a window! So when the terrorists blow up the landmark across the street, I’ll die instantly rather than suffer under heaps of rubble. Ever the ray of sunshine, aren’t we? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/35 "2004-05-07T17:12:52Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Now my only blood enemy will be the Fashion Harpy, who strides up and down the hallways shrieking into her cellphone. Which I am going to shove so far down her pie-hole she’ll be farting busy signals. Damnit! I laughed out loud when my boss knows I’m doing “not funny” work! This is a visual I’ll not soon forget! ---
**Author:** ![Cherry2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cherry2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry2000)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/36 "2004-05-07T18:38:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Now my only blood enemy will be the Fashion Harpy, who strides up and down the hallways shrieking into her cellphone. Which I am going to shove so far down her pie-hole she’ll be farting busy signals. Damn, I think I hurt myself laughing at that! 😃 I don’t blame you for moving. I used to work in a “bull pen” type of office (all open cubicles). There was this one woman who liked to whistle and to sing at the top of her lungs. The boss wouldn’t put a stop to it because “she has a nice voice”. :rolleyes: Personally, I thought a nice cuppa shut the f\*\*\* up was in order. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/37 "2004-05-07T19:49:20Z")
So **Eve** , are you going to throw a cubicle warming after you move next week? I’ll bring the gucamole and chips! ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/38 "2004-05-07T20:27:58Z")
> [@OxyMoron](#): > > **Eve** , dear, it was never a _kingdom_. > It was a **pwincipawity**. The Pwincess Pwecious Pwincipawity? It’s a good thing she’s getting out; _no one_ could pronounce that without spit spwitzing the Pwincess. It would be Chaos, and then Our Eve would be Thwon to the Woused Wabble to be Wavaged. It just doesn’t bear thinking of. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/39 "2004-05-08T06:51:16Z")
Congwatuwations aww in owdew, Eve! Enjoy youw new wocation! I really shouldn’t do this, my brother has the same whatever-you-call it speech thing… although thank goodness he doesn’t sound all squeaky. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860/40 "2004-05-08T20:14:32Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Congwatuwations aww in owdew, Eve! Enjoy youw new wocation! Will you officiate at my wedding? [sub]Mawwige is what bwings us togewah.[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-banish-myself-from-the-kingdom-of-the-pwincess-pwecious/243860.md?page=1)