# I BBQ the grocery store.  Join me.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bbq-the-grocery-store-join-me/425581>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 7, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bbq-the-grocery-store-join-me/425581 "2007-11-07T20:21:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bbq-the-grocery-store-join-me/425581/201 "2007-11-18T02:48:03Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
Just out of curiosity - Which is _your_ Wegmans? Mine’s the East Ave. store, and it’s tiny. (For a Wegmans, that is. It’s still head and shoulders above the supermarkets I grew up with in Massachusetts.)

I avoid the Pittsford Wegmans, too, more because it’s just too damned much, unless I’m looking for a specific item I’m not likely to find at the smaller ones.  
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**Jumps up and down stupidly and excitedly**

East Ave. is my Wegmans! It is too small but they promise they are going to expand it. I can’t wait. The crowds are becoming unbearable.

I am such a dweeb for being excited that a Doper shops at my Wegman’s. But excited, I am!

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bbq-the-grocery-store-join-me/425581/202 "2007-11-18T02:53:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated]  
**Jumps up and down stupidly and excitedly**

East Ave. is my Wegmans! It is too small but they promise they are going to expand it. I can’t wait. The crowds are becoming unbearable.

I am such a dweeb for being excited that a Doper shops at my Wegman’s. But excited, I am!  
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I’m glad to have cheered you so much. I’m pretty pleased, too. 😃

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bbq-the-grocery-store-join-me/425581/203 "2007-11-18T04:47:05Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
I’m glad to have cheered you so much. I’m pretty pleased, too. 😃  
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Just think: someday you will run into each other there, and be so excited you will just have to stop and talk to each other for a while.

And that evening some OTHER doper who also happens to shop there will pit both of you in this thread for daring to block the aisle.

😉

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**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bbq-the-grocery-store-join-me/425581/204 "2007-11-18T04:54:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Lamar Mundane]  
In my younger days I used to carry random items (tampons, condoms, spam) in my cart and surreptitiously put them in the carts left in the middle of the aisle.

I think I might start doing this again when I get a little older and no longer give a fuck.  
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Heh! I do the same thing, only with Space Food Sticks

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bbq-the-grocery-store-join-me/425581/205 "2007-11-18T04:56:51Z")

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Man, I love the grocery store. I go to a local Publix, which is an excellent store. Also, every time I walk into a modern, clean, well-stocked grocery store, I’m just a little bit overwhelmed at what a land of plenty we have. I’m not so far removed from dirt-ass poor Appalachian roots that I can’t appreciate what an incredible cornucopia the modern grocery store represents. Yeah, there are a lot of negatives. Unsustainable farming/transportation, inconsiderate shoppers, prices, lazy employees, etc. But grocery shopping is a lot of fun for me, and maybe a bit of a privilege.

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