# I begin to suspect author Hunter Fox has issues

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 19, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023 "2014-11-19T01:00:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/21 "2014-11-19T20:49:49Z")

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"[But dinosaurs running the global economy? I have so many questions. If all of this started in the 80’s did _Working Girl_ never happen? What about the repeal of Glass-Steagall? Was the song _Walk the Dinosaur_ really a subversive protest song? Were the members of Was Not Was thrown into jail? I want to read _that_ fucking book."](http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/reviews/the-billionaire-dinosaur-forced-me-gay-by-hunter-fox/)  
The linked review also sheds some more light on the intriguing dino-junk question.

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/22 "2014-11-19T21:16:12Z")

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You know “Hunter Fox” is a pseudonym, right?

There is a lady in Denver who made a bunch of money writing Yeti porn. By “bunch of money” I mean something like $25,000/month.

I bet this is her.

If not, it’s someone who stole her idea.

Also this makes me hope I never get a 5-star review on Amazon.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/23 "2014-11-19T21:22:13Z")

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> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#):
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> You know “Hunter Fox” is a pseudonym, right?

That changes everything!

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/24 "2014-11-19T21:47:56Z")

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You mean the amazon [bio page](http://www.amazon.com/Hunter-Fox/e/B00JQR4I0G) is all lies?! Shocked! Shocked and heartbroken!

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/25 "2014-11-19T22:03:04Z")

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What an amazing age we live in! Clearly the zenith of civilization. And this is all the proof we need.

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/26 "2014-11-19T22:30:47Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> You mean the amazon [bio page](http://www.amazon.com/Hunter-Fox/e/B00JQR4I0G) is all lies?! Shocked! Shocked and heartbroken!

“Writing use to be just a hobby…”

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/27 "2014-11-19T22:40:11Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> In case anyone hasn’t clicked on this yet, the review by “M. Bolay” is really, truly worth reading.

Personally, I think “The Wuthering Heights of Billionaire Gay Dinosaur Fiction” says it all. 😃

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/28 "2014-11-20T08:42:23Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> I’m a little distressed to learn that the entire selection of Hunter Fox works has inspired a singular question in me: Did dinosaurs have penises?
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> Am I going to have to read “T-Rex Forced Me Gay” to find out? Because Hunter Fox seems like he would know.

Nah. Turns out that one is just about a guy who gets really heavily into glam rock.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/29 "2014-11-20T10:20:53Z")

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> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#):
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> “Writing use to be just a hobby…”

“…but I stopped taking my meds and now the voices are in control.”

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/30 "2014-11-20T14:11:59Z")

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The thing that gets me is that I can actually see the fetishes that would combine to make this work. In other words, it doesn’t seem all that strange to me. Rule 34 has ruined me.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/31 "2014-11-20T16:31:35Z")

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> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#):
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> You know “Hunter Fox” is a pseudonym, right?

But he was really anally raped by a dark Pegasus, right?

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/32 "2014-11-20T16:37:37Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> But he was really anally raped by a dark Pegasus, right?

There’s some ambiguity. Dark Pegasus might have just said, “Have I got a toaster for YOU!”

It’s that wily Not-Dark Pegasus that forced things. Always making Dark Pegasus look bad.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/33 "2014-11-20T16:43:56Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> But he was really anally raped by a dark Pegasus, right?

Naw, that one was pure fiction. A pegasus is a creature of mythology.

Dinosaurs on the other hand … !

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**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-begin-to-suspect-author-hunter-fox-has-issues/705023/34 "2014-11-20T19:15:21Z")

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Perhaps the various mythological beings (and the school mascot) just make him very happy.

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