# I believe you have my stapler . . . I'll set the building on fire . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 11, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169 "2000-07-11T01:51:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169/21 "2000-07-13T10:01:55Z")
Damn you, AerynSun! Now I can’t get that song out of my head! I’ll be swaggering out of work here any minute! ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169/22 "2000-07-13T13:15:15Z")
What a co-inky-dink Mrs. Nipples (no she’s not a stripper) brought the movie home yesterday. Great film ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169/23 "2000-07-13T13:50:10Z")
I also like the song “Take this Job and Shove It.” Not nearly as cool as “Damn it Feels Good…”, but it is extremely catchy. MR ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169/24 "2000-07-13T14:35:05Z")
The gunshot sound effect when he clicked the mouse. Too damn funny. ---
**Author:** ![PattyCake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9adbd/32.png) [@PattyCake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PattyCake)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169/25 "2000-07-13T14:48:31Z")
If you look at my signature, you’ll see that I am a devoted fan of this movie–saw it in the theater, own the DVD, live by the code: “You know, ever since I started working, ever single day has been worse than the day before. So that means…every time you see me…that’s on the worst day of my life.” “What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?” “Yeah.” “Woah, that’s messed up.” ---
**Author:** ![PattyCake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9adbd/32.png) [@PattyCake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PattyCake)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169/26 "2000-07-13T14:54:33Z")
Of course, my signature didn’t appear. Let’s try again. ---
**Author:** ![ATTGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@ATTGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ATTGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169/27 "2000-07-13T16:39:05Z")
And no salt! ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169/28 "2000-07-13T22:22:45Z")
One of the few times in my life that I actually fell of my chair laughing was in the courtroom scene when the dignified judge said something like “Michael Bolton and Samir Naginaninga, I sentence you to four years in federal pound me in the ass prison.” (/beavis voice) Mike Judge Kicks ass!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler-ill-set-the-building-on-fire/25169.md?page=1)