# I \*bleeping\* Pit the \*bleeping\* \*bleep\*

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bleeping-pit-the-bleeping-bleep/388856>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 21, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bleeping-pit-the-bleeping-bleep/388856 "2007-01-21T17:50:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2007, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bleeping-pit-the-bleeping-bleep/388856/21 "2007-01-23T08:29:08Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Worst replacement dialog ever:

“Everything was going OK until Dickless here stepped in.”

“Is this true?”

“It’s true. This man has no dick.”

Replaced by:

“Everything was going OK until Brainless here stepped in.”

“Is this true?”

“It’s true. This man is some kind of rodent, we’re not sure which kind.”  
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I saw that scene on TV years ago, and I never did get it. What is up with it? Why not replace “has no dick” with “has no brain?”

I think the editors were _bleep_ing with us. Those mother puss-buckets!

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