I *bleeping* Pit the *bleeping* *bleep*

[Alan_Smithee]

@tdn

Worst replacement dialog ever:

“Everything was going OK until Dickless here stepped in.”

“Is this true?”

“It’s true. This man has no dick.”

Replaced by:

“Everything was going OK until Brainless here stepped in.”

“Is this true?”

“It’s true. This man is some kind of rodent, we’re not sure which kind.”

I saw that scene on TV years ago, and I never did get it. What is up with it? Why not replace “has no dick” with “has no brain?”

I think the editors were bleeping with us. Those mother puss-buckets!