# I bought a hip flask

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 30, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614 "2006-03-30T22:47:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614/1 "2006-03-30T22:47:59Z")

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God help you all.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614/2 "2006-03-30T22:49:02Z")

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Cheers! 😃

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614/3 "2006-03-30T22:57:01Z")

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What’s so hip about it?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614/4 "2006-03-30T23:12:58Z")

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If it’s pewter, remember to not keep alcohol in it for long periods. Plastic, glass and stainless steel, ok. Pewter, no. Bad tastes abound if you do.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614/5 "2006-03-31T00:05:03Z")

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Nothin like sauce on the go !

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614/6 "2006-03-31T00:48:08Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> If it’s pewter, remember to not keep alcohol in it for long periods. Plastic, glass and stainless steel, ok. Pewter, no. Bad tastes abound if you do.

Long periods? BWAHAHAHA!! It’s a hip flask, dude! 😃

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614/7 "2006-03-31T00:52:36Z")

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I go to a convention each year where one of the attendees makes a concoction called Death Rum (mix of many things, comes out at 106 proof I believe). He spends the whole time with a hip flask containing this miracle elixer…everytime I hear about a hip flask I think of him and that wonderful stuff. ::sigh::

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614/8 "2006-03-31T01:04:18Z")

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My late father’s Purdue football tickets were in front of a guy who had a flask made to resemble a pair of binoculars. Dad would hear him say, “Let’s have a beverage,” and turn to see him pouring another shot out of his binocs.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-hip-flask/350614/9 "2006-03-31T01:30:54Z")

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> [@AskNott](#):
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> My late father’s Purdue football tickets were in front of a guy who had a flask made to resemble a pair of binoculars. Dad would hear him say, “Let’s have a beverage,” and turn to see him pouring another shot out of his binocs.

Yeah, one of my dad’s friends (who we occationslly call binocular man) has a pair of those. Awesome things.
