# I bought a new bed!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794 "2005-04-05T04:54:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794/1 "2005-04-05T04:54:43Z")

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…on the weekend, with my work bonus. My friends and I took the mattress home immediately, and installed it on the old hand-me-down bed. The new mattress is far superior to the old wreck I was sleeping on.

But next Saturday, the store will deliver the new bed, which has drawers underneath to put the lesser-used clothes that I don’t have a decent place for. I’m going to set the mattress aside, dismantle the old bed, and rearrange the room for the new one, cleaning as I go.

Spring cleaning! Yay!

[sub]Now I gotta find someone to share it with, er, I mean, ‘come over and see my drawings’… 🙂 [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794/2 "2005-04-05T05:20:32Z")

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Cool! New beds are great, especially ones with drawers in the frames. I have new pillows, does that count? They’re so thick that I can only sleep on one. Both stacked up is much too high.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794/3 "2005-04-05T05:29:22Z")

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New pillows… mmmm… 🙂

Along with new sheets and cover, that’ll be the next step, next payday.

I have to… go to sleep now.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794/4 "2005-04-05T05:30:29Z")

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And I like your location, **Harimad-sol**!

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794/5 "2005-04-05T05:43:54Z")

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It’s a cozy place indeed.

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**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794/6 "2005-04-05T08:01:01Z")

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Now if you get a brand new down comforter (or if you have one, one that’s freshly washed and dried), you’d be stylin. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794/7 "2005-04-05T08:04:37Z")

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That’s awesome!

I got a new bed two years ago (well, not really new, it was a guest bed in my grandparents’ house; when they moved they didn’t need it so I got it). New beds are great. But, I’ve moved twice since I got it (it’s a Queen-ish size), and can I just say that mattresses are the _worst_ piece of furniture to move. When I moved the first time the box spring didn’t fit up the front stairs, so I had to angle it out the back fire escape and lower it by rope down three stories to the ground. The mattress itself was a little more squishy and could clear the ceilings in the stairway, but is soooooooo heavy. Here’s to hoping you don’t have to move too much. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794/8 "2005-04-05T10:09:57Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> …on the weekend, with my work bonus. My friends and I took the mattress home immediately, and installed it on the old hand-me-down bed. The new **mattress** is far superior to the old wreck I was sleeping on.
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> But next Saturday, the store will deliver the new bed, which has drawers underneath to put the lesser-used clothes that I don’t have a decent place for. I’m going to set the **mattress** aside, dismantle the old bed, and rearrange the room for the new one, cleaning as I go.
> 
> Spring cleaning! Yay!
> 
> [sub]Now I gotta find someone to share it with, er, I mean, ‘come over and see my drawings’… 🙂 [/sub]

You DID remember to call it a “dog kennel,” didn’t you? No?

(sigh)

::drags out teachest::

Right! Everybody in.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-new-bed/297794/9 "2005-04-07T00:48:01Z")

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> [@Dijon Warlock](#):
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> You DID remember to call it a “dog kennel,” didn’t you? No?
> 
> (sigh)
> 
> ::drags out teachest::
> 
> Right! Everybody in.

BRING ME MY BOW… OF BURNING GOLD… BRING ME MY ARROWS OF DE-SIRE!!!
