# I bought a used cake

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-used-cake/1030345>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 24, 2026, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-used-cake/1030345 "2026-05-24T04:06:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-used-cake/1030345/21 "2026-05-24T18:05:13Z")

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Good thing someone DIDN’T leave it out in the rain  
Otherwise, I don’t think that I could take it  
'Cause it took so long to bake it  
And I’ll never have that recipe again  
Oh, no

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-used-cake/1030345/22 "2026-05-24T19:25:23Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Or if it kills her, then don’t eat some and rest in the peace and quiet of newfound singlehood.

I think this if/then wordplay has gone on long enough already. Let them eat cake.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-a-used-cake/1030345/23 "2026-05-25T23:26:26Z")

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> [@Si\_Amigo](#):
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> Obviously it said Eat Me

Was it powered by a Chopped-Up Lincoln Continental?

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