# I bought my self-defense gun from a T Rex... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597 "2018-10-27T17:49:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/21 "2018-10-29T15:08:57Z")
> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#): > > I don’t like pre-shredded cheese… > > … I want to make America grate again. What the hell is pre-shredded cheese, anyway? They shredded it before they shredded it? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/22 "2018-10-29T16:42:12Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Mary had a little car > She drove in a manner deft > But every time she signalled right > The little car turned left. Mary had a little bear To whom she was so kind And everywhere that Mary went You saw her bear behind. Mary had a little bat Its fur as black as night And everywhere that Mary went The bat turned out the light Mary had a little lamb It was delicious. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/23 "2018-10-29T16:44:05Z")
> [@JB99](#): > > A biologist gave birth to twins. > She named the first one ‘Mary’ and the second one ‘Control.’ An Hispanic man was born with two penises (peni?). So to tell them apart, he named the first one Jose. And named the second one Hose B. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/24 "2018-10-29T16:59:36Z")
I never drink anything stronger than pop. 'Course, Pop will drink most anything. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/25 "2018-10-29T17:59:31Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > What the hell is pre-shredded cheese, anyway? They shredded it before they shredded it? Does “prevent” mean that you fart _before_ you eat the beans? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/26 "2018-10-29T18:20:58Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > What the hell is pre-shredded cheese, anyway? They shredded it before they shredded it? Actually, now that I think about it for more than a second, I screwed this up. Wouldn’t pre-shredded cheese just be the whole block of cheese? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/27 "2018-10-29T18:21:38Z")
Ruth rode in my convertible In the seat in back of me. I hit a bump at 65 And drove on Ruth-lessly ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/28 "2018-10-29T18:27:04Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > [I just can’t help myself:](https://goo.gl/images/vcCi1A) I was expecting … [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O-4lk2-UA_I/hqdefault.jpg "AC/DC "Dirty Deeds" Done with Sheep......FUNNY.") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/29 "2018-10-29T18:33:58Z")
> [@xizor](#): > > An Hispanic man was born with two penises (peni?). Penes. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/30 "2018-10-29T18:37:37Z")
Mary had a little lamb Whose fleece was black as soot Into Mary’s banana cream pie His sooty foot he put ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/31 "2018-10-29T23:11:09Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > > [@xizor](#): > > > > An Hispanic man was born with two penises (peni?). > > Penes. [Hemipenes.](https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/hemipenis) ---
**Author:** ![Archeonomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/32 "2018-10-29T23:41:39Z")
I have an unwritten rule: ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2018, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/33 "2018-10-30T09:22:12Z")
> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#): > > He was a small arms dealer. > > Actually I shouldn’t even own a gun given my issues with alcohol. It kept me from becoming a lawyer - I couldn’t pass the bar. Not only that, it’s a gateway drug… to aspirin. So for now my relationship with whiskey is on the rocks. > > My friend from Quebec is a heavy drinker too. He drank Canada dry. Fortunately he’s a chemist, for him alcohol is not a problem, it’s a solution. Like my Daddy always said, if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/34 "2018-10-31T16:24:13Z")
I keep getting run down by same bike - over and over. It’s a vicious cycle. Also, research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/35 "2018-10-31T17:55:58Z")
Steven Wright: “My friend George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge you can’t hear him talk.” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/36 "2018-10-31T18:49:45Z")
Like Jimmy Carr’s friend said" What rhymes with orange?" No. It does not. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597/37 "2018-11-11T05:58:20Z")
I before E except after C has been disproven by science. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-bought-my-self-defense-gun-from-a-t-rex/823597.md?page=1)