# I broke my friend's weed smoker. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514 "2011-01-05T18:31:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/1 "2011-01-05T18:31:10Z")
He never cleans his room. Ever since he started pot he’s just become a lazy slob. He’s been smoking for a while now and I got tired of seeing him spiral downward so I broke the end off his weed smoker. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/2 "2011-01-05T18:32:28Z")
I hope they keep you around this place for your sheer entertainment value. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/3 "2011-01-05T18:32:34Z")
Is that where his marijuana takes on an earthy red hue and tastes of hickory? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/4 "2011-01-05T18:34:33Z")
For some reason, I think weed-smoker need to be hyphenated, just to give it that 19th century, T. Herman Zweibel vibe. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/5 "2011-01-05T18:51:13Z")
He’s going to be really angry and might retaliate by breaking your laser disc player. BE ON THE LOOKOUT! ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/6 "2011-01-05T18:51:15Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Is that where his marijuana takes on an earthy red hue and tastes of hickory? I prefer post-oak or pecan wood, and you can’t forget to put on a good crust of herbs and spices before you get started. At a minimum, a health shellacking of kosher salt and ground black pepper is called for. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/7 "2011-01-05T18:53:18Z")
I heard smoking weed can cause cancer, maybe he should try it steamed, or raw. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/8 "2011-01-05T18:56:16Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Is that where his marijuana takes on an earthy red hue and tastes of hickory? Now I’m wanting a good pulled weed sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/9 "2011-01-05T19:00:22Z")
Personally, I’d have hidden it somewhere under his mess. It’s no effort to put it out of sight, but sort of a bitch for him to find it. Let him go looking for it every time he wants to toke up. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/10 "2011-01-05T19:01:23Z")
“Your friend?” The guy who keeps asking all those questions? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/11 "2011-01-05T19:02:42Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > “Your friend?” The guy who keeps asking all those questions? Maybe now he’ll stop. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/12 "2011-01-05T19:05:35Z")
If your friend’s “weed smoker” is a $300 vaporizer, and if I were him, I’d break the end off of you. If. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/13 "2011-01-05T19:13:54Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > I hope they keep you around this place for your sheer entertainment value. Meh. I can think of more entertaining posters. and shit. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/14 "2011-01-05T19:26:00Z")
I’ve never heard the term weed smoker before. Is that something like a pipe? Or a bong? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/15 "2011-01-05T19:30:08Z")
This is something your friend definitely needs to know. If you broke anything of mine I’d whoop your ass. I hope you guys stay friends over this otherwise you’ll have nothing to post about. Well I guess you could keep bitching about Nintendo. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/16 "2011-01-05T19:31:27Z")
I’m such a fucking suburbanite. I associated it with some sort of lawn tool. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/17 "2011-01-05T19:36:15Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > If your friend’s “weed smoker” is a $300 vaporizer, and if I were him, I’d break the end off of you. If. If it was anything of mine, he’d be wishing for getting just a weed smoker broke off in him once I was done. Which would have been the result in a majority of instances where this _actually happened_. ---
**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/18 "2011-01-05T20:00:05Z")
**If** this really happened you’re a jerk. You don’t have a right to break other people’s stuff just because you don’t like what they’re doing and if you’re going to do it anyway you shouldn’t be a passive-aggressive little coward about it. This is something a child would do. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/19 "2011-01-05T20:04:06Z")
Meh, nothing a glue gun can’t fix. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514/20 "2011-01-05T20:05:52Z")
Ooh, you could be high on pot and glue at the same time! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-my-friends-weed-smoker/566514.md?page=2)