# I broke the Straight Dope!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 6, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962 "2012-04-06T01:41:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/1 "2012-04-06T01:41:44Z")

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I tried to do a search and got:

> [@](#):
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> Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 536870912 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 9 bytes) in /home/straightdope/boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php on line 1007

Sorry about that, Chief.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/2 "2012-04-06T02:10:37Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> I tried to do a search and got:
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> Sorry about that, Chief.

You’ll have to restart the hamsters now.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/3 "2012-04-06T02:23:34Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> I tried to do a search and got:
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> > Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 536870912 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 9 bytes) in /home/straightdope/boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php on line 1007
> 
> Sorry about that, Chief.

Missed it by THAT much!  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/4 "2012-04-06T02:34:56Z")

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I keep on getting something like “Line too long. Maximum characters allowed 4012.” If I reload, it usually works.

Think the database is getting worryingly threadbare again…

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/5 "2012-04-06T02:43:55Z")

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Could of been worse. You could of banned everyone.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/6 "2012-04-06T03:02:28Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> You’ll have to restart the hamsters now.

CPR?

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/7 "2012-04-06T03:03:19Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> CPR?

Resurrection Spell.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/8 "2012-04-06T03:06:59Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> CPR?

Ctrl-Alt-Del

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/9 "2012-04-06T03:09:04Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Ctrl-Alt-Del

Well if you want to do it the EASY way…

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/10 "2012-04-06T14:26:18Z")

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[http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html](http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html)

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/11 "2012-04-06T14:57:21Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Ctrl-Alt-Del

I think he let the hamsters Esc.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/12 "2012-04-06T15:05:03Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Could of been worse. You could of banned everyone.

Have x 2.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-broke-the-straight-dope/617962/13 "2012-04-06T15:08:41Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> Have x 2.

Thanks, I couldn’t eat another thing.
